stuthewise
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RT @: Have you seen "Ataque de Pánico!" yet? This Youtube video was made for $300:
9:26 AM Dec 18th
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I'm thinking about opening a restaurant that serves exploding cupcakes for point zero zero two cents each but actually charging $200 each.
8:17 PM Dec 17th
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Try asking for fry sauce at the In-N-Out. They'll hand you a packet of sauce used on their burgers, also used to top off their animal fries.
10:03 AM Dec 16th
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@ So... his bung hole hurt really bad?
3:04 PM Dec 15th
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What a really crappy day this has turned out to be. I guess I should just be grateful I'm not being actively tortured by some desert nut.
12:52 PM Dec 15th
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A lot of people might kill to be in my position, but having lots of opportunities hit you at once can be a drawback. Gotta make a decision!
10:02 PM Dec 13th
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Watching Mystery Science Theater 3K: First Spaceship on Venus. I swear I just saw a flux capacitor!
8:50 PM Dec 12th
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Just dropped a bunch of $$ for Magellan's latest greatest GPS, then discovered they make an app for the iPhone for half the money. Doh!
10:04 AM Dec 12th
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I'm taking Monday off for Chinchilli Day
1:03 PM Dec 11th
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Before the Luke Johnson Phone Experiment, there was The Luke and Tadd Show. Check out the Homeless Sign Spinner:
8:49 AM Dec 11th
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@ AYE!
8:47 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to famousjay
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All this sub-20 degree weather is distracting me. All I can think about is how enormous my heating bill is going to be.
3:26 PM Dec 10th
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Was listening to Billy Joel on my way in to work and thought to myself, "Wow, he got Christie Brinkley to marry him!"
8:18 AM Dec 10th
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@ No doubt! I'm freakin' loving Amazon right now!
2:22 PM Dec 9th
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Placed order with Amazon.com, expected ship date of 12/14 and arrival of 12/21. Just got email they shipped today to arrive 12/11. Booyah!
2:00 PM Dec 9th
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@ I know you didn't mean it that way... I know you well enough I should've known better, but still gotta stand up for the US of A
1:30 PM Dec 9th
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@ Your tweet came across as "Palin is stupid, therefore socialism is better. I'm glad I'm not in my own country because of it."
1:21 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to jeremyhanks
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In a world of suck, sometimes you just gotta blow. Blow hard motha effas!
12:09 PM Dec 9th
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@ Even the stupid have freedom of speech. I'll take the cons of a free society over socialism any day.
10:29 AM Dec 9th
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in reply to jeremyhanks
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Life sucks, and then you die. I'm in the life sucks part right now.
9:15 AM Dec 8th
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- Name Stuart Lisonbee
- Location Utah, USA
- Web http://stuthewise...
- Bio Lighten up! Life's too short to take seriously.
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