sturtledotcom
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Does anyone need a Google Wave invite? I still have eight at my disposal...
26 minutes ago
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True story: Kelly Ripa's biceps terrify me.
about 1 hour ago
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David Vitter is like a walking Eclipse of Intelligence: every time I look directly at him, I feel like I'm losing IQ points.
about 4 hours ago
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Tonight on Letterman: Lyle Lovett and Paula Poundstone. Well, that just speaks volumes, doesn't it?
7:48 PM Nov 20th
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I often want to say no to projects, but instead I say, "Okay, do ___ and I'm onboard." Nine times outta ten, that's the end of it.
2:31 PM Nov 20th
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@ Have a beer coozie fashion show, then break out the Schlitz. Problem solved.
12:31 PM Nov 19th
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The other shoe just dropped: "Hi, Richard! spencer pratt (spencerpratt) is now following your tweets on Twitter."
4:01 AM Nov 19th
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I'm 4 days in to a week of 15-hour days. Remember when Apu stayed up so long, he felt like a hummingbird? I'm there.
3:33 AM Nov 19th
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Today, in my email inbox: "Hi, Richard! Heidi Montag (heidimontag) is now following your tweets on Twitter."
2:46 AM Nov 18th
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As a former SoVo writer, I can't help feeling a shiver of schadenfreude. But then, I'm kind of a jerk:
9:34 AM Nov 16th
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Hmm. There seems to be some sort of sporting event going on.
12:30 PM Nov 15th
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Before I realized I was looking at Tony Bennett, I thought, "What's Frank Trapani doing on the Today Show?"
5:42 AM Nov 15th
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Yo, 80s peeps: Alison Moyet is belting one out on the Graham Norton show. RIGHT NOW.
7:54 PM Nov 14th
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Is it universally agreed that in the future, we'll all wear beige? Because I didn't get a chance to vote.
6:36 AM Nov 12th
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Hello, world: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY MARTIN SHORT IS STILL RELEVANT.
7:28 AM Nov 11th
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@ Obviously, Jeebus knows whom to lock out. I've heard he sees you when you're sleeping.
6:10 AM Nov 11th
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@ I would always take "suit" as a compliment. But then, you know: fetishes.
1:41 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to chromewaves
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Is there a tactful way to send this to [annoying, teabag-friendly] family members? [via @]
8:11 AM Nov 10th
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Interesting: McSweeney's 21st Century Newspaper Prototype [via @]
9:14 AM Nov 9th
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@ Nope. He's a total sweetheart every time. (Also: John Berendt, journo + author of MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD & EVIL)
10:39 AM Nov 7th
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- Name sturtledotcom
- Location New Orleans, Louisiana
- Web http://www.sturtl...
- Bio Some queer homosexual gay guy in New Orleans who drinks too much and has ADD. Those last two are possibly related.
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