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  1. @dtothez Nope. He's a total sweetheart every time. (Also: John Berendt, journo + author of MIDNIGHT IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD & EVIL)
  2. So, last night's starfuckery concluded with me introducing Dave Eggers to John Berendt. Which was...interesting. #wtf
  3. OMG: Just met Jonathan Demme & told him about our xmas show, SILENT NIGHT OF THE LAMBS. He LOVES it! (http://ow.ly/zZ5r)
  4. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but all that Diet Pepsi in the fridge...well, it ain't no gift horse. Free crap is still crap.
  5. At the risk of sounding like a cat poster: the problem with weekends is that they lead to work avalanches on Mondays.
  6. NYC's weather must've taken a turn for the worse: New Orleans is teeming with unwashed steampunks. (Better than unwashed gutterpunks, tho.)
  7. Sadness is working hard to clean up your inbox and feeling elated when the unread count drops to 60.
  8. I think a more accurate title for the film might've been PLAGIARIZED ACTIVITY. But you know: artistic license.
  9. I was walking the dogs when the temps dropped 10 degrees in 2 seconds. I used to enjoy dramatic weather, but maybe not so much now.
  10. It's so humid today that my fingers are sticking to the keyboard. Meteorologically speaking, it's not as bad as a hurricane, but still.
  11. @chrisafer Please describe the indigenous peoples. IN DETAIL.
  12. I just got an email with the subject line, "Happy Birthday BBW!" Bath & Body Works should really reconsider using acronyms.
  13. Considering Mel Gibson's slide from YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY to today, I must reiterate: LINDA HUNT IS NOT TO BLAME.
  14. Scalia: The Constitution Is There To Keep Us From Doing Butt Stuff http://www.theawl.com/16788 [via @Awl]
  15. David #Vitter doesn't think he's the only racist elected to public office in Louisiana: http://ow.ly/w3hz Stay classy, Dave.
  16. Apparently, you need more than National Treasure to pay the bills these days: http://ow.ly/vTwV
  17. Professional spokesidiot Ray Nagin blames Katrina debacle on too little fascism, too late. http://ow.ly/vN4O
  18. Left & right wings, visualized: http://tr.im/CzyS [via @joncarnero]
  19. Yeah, sure, but what about the mamarazzi? #falseetymologies
  20. My voice/text program just recognized "OH NOES!" Which made me shout "OH NOES!" It's kind of an endless cycle over here.