stuffmyteensays
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Husband to teen: "Go away. I'm busy." Teen: "What do you have to do? Rub hair-growth formula on your head?"
4:47 AM Dec 11th
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Teen: "Mom, stop talking! I wish you were mute. But I mean that in a nice way."
11:34 AM Dec 6th
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Teen: "Is there a peace sign on your jeans? And what's with Dad's corduroys. You guys are really bad pants people."
5:04 PM Nov 24th
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Teen: "Never mention me in your updates on Facebook." Me: "Why?" Teen: "I don't want anyone to know we're related."
2:16 PM Nov 1st
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"I hate listening to jazz bands. I mean, they're good for, like, 10 seconds, then I'm like, 'Okay. Are you done now?'"
9:12 AM Oct 31st
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Bought teen a $3 iced tea at Starbucks. Me: "Looks good. Can I have a sip?" Teen: "Ew, no mom. Backwash!"
7:37 AM Oct 9th
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Teen: "I got a C on my math quiz." Me: "Why?" Teen: "Because my teacher is retarded."
2:10 PM Oct 3rd
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Me: "You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." DD: "Who would want to catch flies? Flies suck."
4:23 PM Sep 20th
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- Name Mom
- Location Mid-atlantic, U.S.
- Bio I'm a mom with one teen and one tween. I tweet what they say, verbatim.
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