stuffmyprofsays
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Chickens are dumb. Gotta be the dumbest creatures that ever existed. ...The only thing dumber's gotta be a rooster. They can't do anything.
11:51 AM Dec 10th, 2009
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"Where did I put it? That would be a disaster if I lost that. Course I could just make it again in 10 min. But I've only got 8 mins, so..."
9:54 AM Dec 9th, 2009
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"...and then we'll call it SHIP. That's short for SPACESHIP."
10:46 AM Dec 7th, 2009
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"Well… you can’t do it with a circle."
10:29 AM Dec 7th, 2009
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(explaining definition of term) "When I think of 'heading,' I think… which way am I heading?"
10:28 AM Dec 7th, 2009
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(to student) "Hey, every time I go into the bathroom, I think of your comment."
12:36 PM Dec 3rd, 2009
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"...they were probably smoked up."
10:56 AM Dec 3rd, 2009
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I hit a pothole in NY and looked back and saw my muffler and exhaust sitting there. (cont...)
9:58 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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$150 layin there in the middle of the road. I coulda went back for it, but I didn't. I know how it is in New York.
9:57 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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"The thumb is not what you think it is."
9:23 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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"You're gonna cry when someone who's been drinking slams into your car and mushes it. And you too, probably."
9:00 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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"Your fingers are not round. They are actually oblong in shape. ...Most people's are. Unless you're really fat."
8:33 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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(student wondering what excuse he should use for being absent) Pete: "Tell him you got run over by a moose."
10:42 AM Nov 30th, 2009
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"...so he was pointing the gun at my face and I said: 'Hey, that's not cool.'"
9:42 AM Nov 30th, 2009
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"...that sounds like something someone would put on the internet and everyone would believe."
8:06 AM Nov 23rd, 2009
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Have u been to the bathrooms on the lower level? These guys... could be cavemen. There's nothing but junk on stalls & all this doodle stuff.
10:02 AM Nov 18th, 2009
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"...then you guys can try shooting each other. ...With a camera, of course."
11:34 AM Nov 16th, 2009
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"Then the guy's flippin' out in Spanish, but of course none of us spoke that so we all thought we were gonna die."
11:33 AM Nov 16th, 2009
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When u have a machine gun pointed at you, you usually don't have too much 2 say. That's how they get you not to talk: point the guns at you.
11:32 AM Nov 16th, 2009
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There was a tornado on campus when I was teaching there. They made us all go in the basement, but I quick ran up to see what it looked like.
11:28 AM Nov 12th, 2009
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- Name Professor Pete
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