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  1. My watch tells a mean time
  2. Fo all u smarties who be thinkin u has a higher iq than me: u don't. Not even close
  3. Rockin' a zigzag parting of the hair on public transit. Beat that, lame-os!
  4. having big bird legs is cool! finally. short pants for today - even with the arctic conditions. embrace these legs, world!
  5. At stuff po we tweet from all kinda locales, cause we is smarties!
  6. doing the setup for tweeting on the cellular - what, 2 years behind.
  7. I have reached my mafia family capacity, and it feels good to be loved.
  8. @SoggySprout Glenn Beck is a princess. Sadly, youtube took down the video.
  9. was eating jello tonight and thoughts of twitter filled my mind. thank you, jello.
  10. @SoggySprout I like my fingers, but I also like hilarity. Sacrificing one for the other is a tough call.
  11. @elmonte09 prayer. church. seem like time burglars to me.
  12. @elmonte09 No need to worry, amigo. Seems like a waste of time.
  13. sometimes when you move twitter gets forgotted
  14. finally got my internet back. awww ya!
  15. The world's not as bright with my new sunglasses.
  16. This healthcare disinformation campaign is about to annoy me.
  17. @SoggySprout I ate the the gel. I was so excited by your suggestion I failed to read the final sentence. Now my tummy is aching.
  18. my eyes are on fire
  19. early to bed. late to rise. when you're ill, that's how you gots 2 roll
  20. Bill Clinton - He's still got it, yo