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  1. Because of Sarah Palin's expertise in telekinesis, the Secret Service will begin to train agents to look for guns, knives, bombs and spoons
  2. Little known fact: Every day, Sarah Palin gets dressed, clicks her heels and says, "There's no place like Gnome" http://tinyurl.com/5adwu4
  3. Little known fact: The Anchorage Dairy Queen's Blizzard of the Month is the Sarah Palin Polar Ice, featuring 10% real Polar Bear
  4. Little known fact: To emphasize her environmental cred, Sarah Palin claims her ATV gets more than 4 moose/gallon
  5. Little known fact: This just in - Sarah Palin orders the Bambi Platter at a local fundraising breakfast - http://tinyurl.com/5adwu4
  6. Little known fact: There is no 'ctrl' button on Sarah Palin's computer. She's always in control. Too bad McCain doesn't have a computer
  7. Little known fact: Sarah Palin knows that Intelligent Design will not only improve education, but the White House decor as well
  8. Regarding Palin, at least http://tinyurl.com/5zqgn6 and http://tinyurl.com/5p57d7 take some of the pain away