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  1. Sing, o muse, of getting chauffeured around in a Metro bus, as long as you let the driver stop at the Midnight Mart for a drink first.
  2. I figure my first music video will just be me shaking my white ass at a bus stop, as onlookers wonder what the precise fuck is occurring.
  3. Happy birthday, @fiveinchpixie and John! Thanks for having me over. Now, onward to the Boxcar to fumble my way through some pop songs.
  4. Be honest, now. Will you EVER leave the house once we can torrent chocolate cake?
  5. @woodaddy @jcroft @shoghon @awoods If Woo's in, so am I. See you there, boys.
  6. A victim of the worst thing I've done in my life just described it as "hilarious." I feel okay about myself.
  7. Still at @woodaddy's party. Thever nought I could wink this much driiiiiiiiine.
  8. @SandraSullivan I accidentally read that as "sending out hate emails to the whole company." That'd be funnier.
  9. Just did one of those "only temporary" and "harder on me than it is on you" type-things. Yikes.
  10. XBOX? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON! #aDavidLynchChristmas
  11. He's being quite smug about helping me with my work. I might have to find a new writing partner. http://yfrog.com/16wwhwj
  12. Yo, @zeldman: don't hate the wind, hate the breaker.
  13. Oops, I blogged. Are you prepared for the cold reality of a Sunday without Mad Men? What to do now that Season 3 is over: http://tr.im/ESL0
  14. Boy, don't try to front, 'cause I know just, just what you are: stupid writer, stupid writer, you're a stupid writer, baby.
  15. Broadway's dark tonight / got underfunded utilities / Broadway's dark tonight ...
  16. If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.
  17. I'm not gonna write you a love song / if you ask for it / when I'm sober ...
  18. Like a rollin' Honda chasin' the wind.
  19. Seattle kids: karaoke at Wingmasters in sunny Ballard with @karaokeKA et moi. Burger specials, beer specials. Get here.
  20. Tip from a reader*: Cookies too crunchy? Soften them up in your hoodie pocket for a few hours. Chewy perfection! *(Ok, it was me.)