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Sing, o muse, of getting chauffeured around in a Metro bus, as long as you let the driver stop at the Midnight Mart for a drink first.
about 7 hours ago
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I figure my first music video will just be me shaking my white ass at a bus stop, as onlookers wonder what the precise fuck is occurring.
about 11 hours ago
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Happy birthday, @ and John! Thanks for having me over. Now, onward to the Boxcar to fumble my way through some pop songs.
about 11 hours ago
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Be honest, now. Will you EVER leave the house once we can torrent chocolate cake?
about 12 hours ago
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@ @ @ @ If Woo's in, so am I. See you there, boys.
about 13 hours ago
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A victim of the worst thing I've done in my life just described it as "hilarious." I feel okay about myself.
3:20 AM Nov 14th
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Still at @'s party. Thever nought I could wink this much driiiiiiiiine.
1:22 AM Nov 14th
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@ I accidentally read that as "sending out hate emails to the whole company." That'd be funnier.
3:31 PM Nov 13th
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Just did one of those "only temporary" and "harder on me than it is on you" type-things. Yikes.
2:21 PM Nov 13th
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XBOX? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
1:18 PM Nov 13th
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He's being quite smug about helping me with my work. I might have to find a new writing partner.
10:42 AM Nov 13th
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Yo, @: don't hate the wind, hate the breaker.
5:37 AM Nov 13th
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Oops, I blogged. Are you prepared for the cold reality of a Sunday without Mad Men? What to do now that Season 3 is over:
5:34 AM Nov 13th
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Boy, don't try to front, 'cause I know just, just what you are: stupid writer, stupid writer, you're a stupid writer, baby.
1:27 AM Nov 13th
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Broadway's dark tonight / got underfunded utilities / Broadway's dark tonight ...
12:47 AM Nov 13th
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If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.
11:26 PM Nov 12th
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I'm not gonna write you a love song / if you ask for it / when I'm sober ...
10:37 PM Nov 12th
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Like a rollin' Honda chasin' the wind.
9:59 PM Nov 12th
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Seattle kids: karaoke at Wingmasters in sunny Ballard with @ et moi. Burger specials, beer specials. Get here.
9:12 PM Nov 12th
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Tip from a reader*: Cookies too crunchy? Soften them up in your hoodie pocket for a few hours. Chewy perfection!
*(Ok, it was me.)
7:46 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Jay Hathaway
- Location Seattle
- Web http://jayhathawa...
- Bio Writer-type thing for Suicide Girls, Download Squad, Geek Monthly and others. Not actually Internet famous.
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