strutting
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Ro-ma ro-ma-ma, GaGa ooh la -- fuck. Got me again.
about 2 hours ago
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Kids at the coffee shop, pushing straws together, hollering, "This is my website! Go on my website!" I am goddamn ancient.
about 4 hours ago
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Aw, gross, dude. You got eggs in my rum nog.
about 8 hours ago
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You know the gamma rays that turn Bruce Banner into the Hulk? I think they might be made out of late-night typos you can't edit.
about 11 hours ago
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They call it your AT&T Mobility Bill because they'll break your kneecaps if you don't timely pay up, sucka.
about 12 hours ago
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@ Has the kid been watching Six Feet Under?
about 13 hours ago
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@ Oh, hot.
about 24 hours ago
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I still haven't had Thanksgiving. Does anybody want to have #3 or #4 or whatever you guys are all up to by now?
about 24 hours ago
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Tomorrow's to-do list: 1) interview Editors 2) edit interviews. We strive for symmetry around here.
4:46 PM Nov 30th
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He was a former tic-tac-toe prodigy with some XOskeletons in his closet.
3:20 PM Nov 30th
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I love how @ and @ are basically mental patients with access to publishing. Pre-order Choker thisaway:
1:07 PM Nov 30th
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Q: How did the designer feel after HTML5 stood him up at the Mexican restaurant? A: Blue. Beanie.
10:04 AM Nov 30th
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If you were in my bed, you'd understand why I don't like getting out of it. Strike that. If you were in my bed, anyone would understand.
9:56 AM Nov 30th
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Phone message from ex-girlfriend, mistranscribed using Google Voice's expert grasp of irony: "You could change me, man!"
10:31 PM Nov 29th
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The place we were headed was closed, so Phuket. Had Thai with @ and @.
9:28 PM Nov 29th
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @: anybody up for sushi with @ and me?
3:23 PM Nov 29th
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Listen to me, you've got to tell them! Soy-lent Green is vegan! It's veeeegan!
3:20 PM Nov 29th
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@ Sushi?
3:07 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to evilbeet
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My favorite volume of philosophy? Meaning and Swing, by Ellington, Mills, et al.
11:29 AM Nov 29th
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The ToeJam & Earl shirt is for sale. Get a Little Sad and Make Things (all profits to @!) is still up, too.
11:20 AM Nov 29th
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- Name Jay Hathaway
- Location Seattle
- Web http://jayhathawa...
- Bio Writer-type thing for Suicide Girls, Download Squad, Geek Monthly and others. Not actually Internet famous.
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