strutting
- @kristy @kariannestinson You're both too kind. Come by Kate's on Wednesday and I'll see if I can do better.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kristy
- Face down / ass up / "we're in a restaurant! / what the fuck?"about 16 hours ago from web
- The bulk of their conversation attempted to discern the nature of something called "updog."about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- @bicievino and @seattlespain, are you going to be twittering from the road during #bikestp?11:27 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- A friend of mine reports that he's been prescribed roofies for his narcolepsy. I don't see any way this can end badly.10:26 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- They tell me I'm number 31, but I laugh because any attempt at self-knowledge is futile. A shame that existence precedes enchiladas. Hungry.2:53 PM Jul 10th from Birdfeed
- No free refills. Just think about that. No. Free. Refills. None of us are getting free refills.2:24 PM Jul 10th from Birdfeed
- The way out of an existential crisis is to be decisive and take some responsibility for what you're becoming. How much is the side of tots?2:19 PM Jul 10th from Birdfeed
- I need to fill the ever-growing void of an increasingly meaningless existence. Would you recommend the hard shell or the soft shell?2:16 PM Jul 10th from Birdfeed
- Oh, I see. This is the alternate timeline where I get to talk to Kim Deal. Right, then. Carry on.3:54 AM Jul 10th from web
- @secretsquirrel Just trying to let the ladies know that my sexy vision problems are all-natural. Ladies.12:57 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to secretsquirrel
- If you wear non-prescription geek glasses, you might as well have Type-R decals and aftermarket chrome parts on your face.11:52 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @helloerica I tend to roll farmer-tan with a side of glasses/raccoon, which is equally a shambles.7:07 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to helloerica
- People ask me* what songs are good to strut to, and I tell them, "Restless" and "Hold My Hand" from UNKLE's War Stories. (*not really.)6:31 PM Jul 9th from Birdfeed
- @bicievino Aww, JB is the best. Have a good #bikestp, buddy.5:23 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to bicievino
- @Poshy I read that as "champagne and cake fight". I think I had a dream like that once.4:26 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Poshy
- "I just want to poop back and forth once or twice, to see what it's like. That should get it out of my system." #1stdraftmovielines2:31 PM Jul 9th from web
- @woodaddy @alixito Oh, hellllll yes.8:22 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- I tried singing as a way to convince a girl I wanted her, but she thought I was just the boy who cried Hungry Like the Wolf.5:03 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Playing For Keeps on Kindle for $.99 in July! Heck of a fun read by @mightymur, and more than worth your buck. http://bit.ly/11m7Es4:30 PM Jul 8th from Birdfeed
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- Name Jay Hathaway
- Location Seattle
- Web http://jayhathawa...
- Bio Freelance writer for Suicide Girls, Download Squad, Geek Monthly and others. Law school grad. Heart pumps caffeine.
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