strutting
- Headed out to catch up with a high school buddy for drinks. "But Jay," you ask, "isn't that illegal?" No, due to the magic of time passing.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- Yoga pants: my anti-boner.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- Do you wonder if the secretary-general's wife ever rolls over in bed and says to him, "Goodnight, Moon?" What? Oh, me neither.about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
- It's all fun and games until someone does work.9:45 PM Jul 4th from web
- Have you followed your @lauraglu today?4:39 PM Jul 4th from Birdfeed
- One of the best sets on @suicidegirls, and @missysuicide went and made it free, so: epic nakedness for you! (I <3 Bully): http://tr.im/qUlx2:55 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- I GOT 5 HELICOPTERS. (Thank me later.) http://tr.im/qU6c1:59 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- I've never had a good Fourth of July, and I certainly don't intend to start now.12:17 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Nachos are nature's 1-Ups.11:57 PM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed
- Thought I was swimming in an ocean of Orange Crush, but it was only a Fanta sea.8:53 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @mollycrabapple Oh noes! Better take bending at the waist and expressing nontraditional views on the family unit off your to-do list. Hah.7:06 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to mollycrabapple
- @nobubee Oh wow. That @jcroft is one lucky bum. ;)5:46 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to nobubee
- @Aimee_B_Loved Spank you very much!5:07 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
- @nikkicook You really have to ask?3:07 PM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed in reply to nikkicook
- Key Lime acquired on a sunny day. Only one thing to do now: lie out with my pie out!3:01 PM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed
- I finally talked the boobstore into letting me give a reading, but they called my bluff when I said I needed to do it in Braille.2:28 PM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- Oh, to be young and drunk and wear a Coors Light box as a makeshift kilt!12:18 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Ugh. I should have asked my doctor if Being Awake was right for me.8:52 AM Jul 3rd from Birdfeed
- I never thought I'd feel guilty about not eating enough pie, but then I got a Pie Club card. Changed my life, man.11:14 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- A year ago: http://tr.im/qG6Y ... I think I miss @tara and @funston just a little bit.2:52 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
|
- Name Jay Hathaway
- Location Seattle
- Web http://jayhathawa...
- Bio Writer for: Suicide Girls, Download Squad, Geek Monthly. Recently released from law school. Will sell no whine before its time.
|
