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  1. The halls may have gotten decked, but if these walls could talk, they'd say, "You shoulda seen the other guy!"
  2. Radio: "Officer Santana of the Seattle Police Department." I hear: "Officer Santa of the Santa Police Department." Summer: officially over.
  3. @AinsleyofAttack If Tara Reid could make a toast using just her "career," that would be her first legit display of talent.
  4. I'm doing birthday drinks in Seattle next weekend. Let me know if you want to come and you need the details (free devil included!).
  5. @beckycloonan I am SO excited for more Demo. You rock.
  6. Could you please ask your seven-year-old to say "I feel like STUFF this morning," when he's hung over? Cursing sets such a bad example.
  7. @woodaddy Wish you were here to throw down the cockblock on this lame dude for KA. I'm doing my damndest. #woosyourdaddy
  8. If you pick a rap song for karaoke, you really can't ac-CENT the wrong syl-LA-lables.
  9. @ellisto No, I only pick that up when I see the bone-signal! (Bollocks. Now I've mixed Marvel and DC.)
  10. Remember when Wolverine had the adamantium ripped from his body by Magneto, and had to use bone claws? Well, my iPhone died at the bus stop.
  11. Happy birthday to @lumivalkoinen, who is exquisite. That's not a word we just throw around over here, either.
  12. @samhey Oh, are you at Cheesy's? I love that place. The Brie shooters are choice.
  13. I don't blame L.L. Cool J for going by his initials. Third grade is probably hell when your name is Ladies Love.
  14. @alixito I regret that I had but two plates of bacon fries to eat for my country.
  15. @chockenberry ADD CHOCK
  16. A #1 band in the UK talks to the #1 interviewer in my bedroom. [Editors interview is up at SuicideGirls.com.] http://tr.im/HflE
  17. Address Book, I'm sick of you acting like your shit don't sync.
  18. Christ on a pogo stick, people, it was a joke. My moobs are just fine. You can stand down and lower the moob threat level back to yellow.
  19. moobs feel tender what should I do ... Shit, sorry Twitter. Thought you were WebMD.
  20. @scottsigler Take it off, Sigler!