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The halls may have gotten decked, but if these walls could talk, they'd say, "You shoulda seen the other guy!"
about 8 hours ago
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Radio: "Officer Santana of the Seattle Police Department." I hear: "Officer Santa of the Santa Police Department." Summer: officially over.
about 9 hours ago
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@ If Tara Reid could make a toast using just her "career," that would be her first legit display of talent.
about 10 hours ago
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I'm doing birthday drinks in Seattle next weekend. Let me know if you want to come and you need the details (free devil included!).
about 15 hours ago
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@ I am SO excited for more Demo. You rock.
about 17 hours ago
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Could you please ask your seven-year-old to say "I feel like STUFF this morning," when he's hung over? Cursing sets such a bad example.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Wish you were here to throw down the cockblock on this lame dude for KA. I'm doing my damndest.
12:53 AM Dec 11th
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If you pick a rap song for karaoke, you really can't ac-CENT the wrong syl-LA-lables.
11:14 PM Dec 10th
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@ No, I only pick that up when I see the bone-signal! (Bollocks. Now I've mixed Marvel and DC.)
8:01 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to ellisto
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Remember when Wolverine had the adamantium ripped from his body by Magneto, and had to use bone claws? Well, my iPhone died at the bus stop.
5:11 PM Dec 10th
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Happy birthday to @, who is exquisite. That's not a word we just throw around over here, either.
2:36 PM Dec 10th
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@ Oh, are you at Cheesy's? I love that place. The Brie shooters are choice.
12:42 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to samhey
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I don't blame L.L. Cool J for going by his initials. Third grade is probably hell when your name is Ladies Love.
12:08 PM Dec 10th
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@ I regret that I had but two plates of bacon fries to eat for my country.
11:38 AM Dec 10th
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in reply to alixito
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@ ADD CHOCK
10:53 AM Dec 10th
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in reply to chockenberry
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A #1 band in the UK talks to the #1 interviewer in my bedroom. [Editors interview is up at SuicideGirls.com.]
10:52 AM Dec 10th
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Address Book, I'm sick of you acting like your shit don't sync.
10:42 AM Dec 10th
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Christ on a pogo stick, people, it was a joke. My moobs are just fine. You can stand down and lower the moob threat level back to yellow.
2:33 AM Dec 10th
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moobs feel tender what should I do ... Shit, sorry Twitter. Thought you were WebMD.
10:34 PM Dec 9th
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@ Take it off, Sigler!
9:19 PM Dec 9th
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- Name Jay Hathaway
- Location Seattle
- Web http://jayhathawa...
- Bio Writer-type thing for Suicide Girls, Download Squad, Geek Monthly and others. Not actually Internet famous.
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