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  1. Time: Fat Southerners due to few bus stops and no desire to exercise in the heat. The SEC disagrees. http://tinyurl.com/nplvuv
  2. I forgot to tell y'all: Last night, I dreamt I could dunk a basketball. Like, really good.
  3. Would anyone like two 14 year old cats with a proclivity for ruining important, expensive stuff at inopportune times? FOR FREE?
  4. Home about to become a construction zone. Can anyone suggest a quiet place I can work this afternoon?
  5. First class.
  6. The gunshots in my neighborhood were timed *perfectly* with the ending of Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls!"
  7. Woke to giant pile of cat barf on my keyboard. Tweeting from iPhone. Soon to be wearing new fur slippers.
  8. I just shut and locked my door in the face of a 75 year old Jehovah's Witness. I *did* warn him by barking "no!" first.
  9. Redesign the Clermont? Let's begin with getting the ketchup stains out of GG Allin's old room. http://www.genekansas.com/c...
  10. These first few hot summer nights are awesome. Note use of 'few.'
  11. Off to the airport, to pick up my lady.
  12. @tobyjoe not *yet*...
  13. My coffee pot just died, and I'm completely freaked out. Heading to Target.
  14. Loch Ness Strutter. Going underwater.
  15. Good, good. Last weekend's yardwork DID yield poison ivy. I was worried that I'd miss out.
  16. @tobyjoe try Z-health and a neutral neck position on your kettlebell swings.
  17. "The Story of Anvil" is awesome.
  18. Jake: "I felt really awkward double-fisting those two tallboys last night."
  19. Ahem. That's James J. DiStefano, RKC, to you, Comrade.
  20. To steal from Neely: my hands are a fucked apart dead thing.