struthersneil
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@ Are you going to regale us with a Christmas poem this year then?
about 13 hours ago
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Warmed up!
about 15 hours ago
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To the hot water tap, batman.
about 15 hours ago
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"I lifted it up to close it" (which you have to do) "and it came off its hinges! Help!" So I helped, and now my hands are frozen.
about 15 hours ago
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As I said that, there came a knock at the window. I ran out to check it out--t'was Fiona, with the gate hanging from just one hinge.
about 15 hours ago
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It's like drawing with hands made of frozen sausages shaped roughly into fingers.
about 15 hours ago
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COLD! SO COLD! THE HEAT DOES NOTHING!
about 15 hours ago
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It's a thermodynamic anomaly.
7:46 AM Dec 20th
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I know our heating is on--I can hear it burning oil out back, and the radiators are warm--but the air won't take the heat.
7:45 AM Dec 20th
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For the rest of us, it's all frostbitten extremities and eating frozen corpses for the next few decades.
7:44 AM Dec 20th
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I hear our leaders have spent the last couple of years funding a multi-trillion euro bunker under Copenhagen.
7:42 AM Dec 20th
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Is the entire northern hemisphere covered in snow? Is this it? Have we finally done it?
7:40 AM Dec 20th
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@ And I would share the pie, for it is delicious. The first and only thing I've baked in this decade...
5:52 PM Dec 19th
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Backyard engineering might well be possible but it sounds like a euphemism.
5:35 PM Dec 19th
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Backyard philosophy might work. And I know of a fella who lost his hands in some backyard chemistry.
5:33 PM Dec 19th
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Some activities do not lend themselves to the back yard. For instance: backyard appendectomy. Backyard colonoscopy.
5:32 PM Dec 19th
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You can have backyard astronomy and backyard wrestling, right? Two professions that lend themselves to the back yard. But!
5:31 PM Dec 19th
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As the pie was baking I did the dishes, and watched the snow falling out back. Serious amount of snow tonight. I had a thought, then--
5:30 PM Dec 19th
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Everyone here in the Struthers-O'Donnell household agreed that it was a fine apple pie.
5:26 PM Dec 19th
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With a maple and cinnamon glaze.
5:25 PM Dec 19th
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- Name Neil Struthers
- Location Northern Ireland
- Web http://struthersn...
- Bio Works in software, nocturnal writer and artist, lives in a perpetual state of sin.
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