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  1. The pot misses me.
  2. Laptop Battery is fully charged at 7.8%. Thanks, computer. You are just a fantastic piece of Dell wonder. In other news, I have a computer!
  3. Ignoring simple domestic jobs for long periods of time is what I do.
  4. When your friend texts you to tell you they just had sex while wearing socks, you know they are WILD.
  5. Google Wave and I may have an oh so gorgeously dirty relationship ahead of us.
  6. Pandora must think I am fucking Beck tonight.
  7. And now she has texted to let me know its 4:20 in Egypt soon.
  8. The sister is mothering me via text: Jesus Christ should not be smoking joints on holograms, he should be swaddled in a manger.
  9. And chapstick. Chapstick is important.
  10. Packed my backpack with the essentials for a sleepover in the lab. 54 oz of iced tea and ample candy. hellooooo finals week.
  11. I had three conversations tonight that read: I am being a pretentious, elitist non pot smoking sober person. And a douche bag. ALL AT ONCE!
  12. @dehave and i follow @ladygaga because of you. and because she's awesome.
  13. Library life goals? Preferably accomplished by the end of college: hit some greens in the library. Have spontaneous library sex. Library!
  14. Meet me in my world. Or maybe not, its scary here. Drinking tea and reading about government regulation.
  15. @captj blah blah blah I go official google beta, baby
  16. New Jersey does good things AND Chrome is in beta for linux? Everything I could ever want but have no use for. I. miss. computers.
  17. @C0llegeKid trending topics never fail to show the pathetic nature of the twitter demographic. And can always stoop lower than those before.
  18. In the computer lab applying for jobs in the computer lab.
  19. Spending my the remainder of my night locked in the basement of the cathedral. Still drafting. I wish I had brought slippers. And gin.
  20. @jamesforeman which means you didn't get my reference. PEOPLE these days.