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  1. @thstrpprhtsu hah! That was the last song of the night at work tonight and I kept thinking, "You could just say she's a lovely young lady." about 7 hours ago from web in reply to thstrpprhtsu
  2. RT @HarlemWhateverr: OH GOD i just walked into The Bar Where All The Douchebags From High School Are Hanging Out At During Christmas. Fuck. about 7 hours ago from web
  3. JFC. We just had to explain to new girl that if you're rubbing your skin raw, you're lapdancing wrong. about 7 hours ago from txt
  4. And thanks, hot horny Balkan bride for getting dances and trying to stick your tongue down my throat. Email me pleeeese. about 9 hours ago from txt
  5. Thanks, Festivus spirit! Super gentleman tipped me $100 after 30 min. CR. May you have fabulous sex/service industry treatment all year! about 9 hours ago from txt
  6. Guy at rail is giving dancers tips - a single dollar - in a cash gift envelope with "WWJD?" written inside. about 9 hours ago from txt
  7. Santa, I'd like some awesome rhinestone jewelry. about 13 hours ago from txt
  8. @Scurvette Austin, Atlanta, or New Orleans -- more personality than Phoenix or Vegas with warm weather and low cost of living. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to Scurvette
  9. man, @VivianDaSilva, I think $5 stage rain would legitimately make me horny. about 22 hours ago from web
  10. @VivianDaSilva are you sure? because a girl who was roomies with NB strippers says she's never heard of making it rain. and she is expert! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to VivianDaSilva
  11. I totally agree! Some clubs actually use them. RT @SausageLinks Should start using 2 dolla billz! Strippers deserve more dough! about 22 hours ago from web
  12. Well, you could, but it would be really dickish and painful. about 22 hours ago from web
  13. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT RAIN WITH LOONIES. about 22 hours ago from web
  14. Well yeah, someone in New Brunswick won't know it because THEY DON'T HAVE DOLLAR BILLS. But in fucking MIAMI they know. @katstories about 22 hours ago from web
  15. @katstories That's terrible. But on the other hand, I'd do that for the $400K settlement. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to katstories
  16. @katstories Can you imagine the typical customer reaction to that careful choreography? "What the fuck, bitches; just make out already." about 23 hours ago from web in reply to katstories
  17. @zewm Attractive people show up; it's just not at all something I expect or require from customers. That would make me a terrible stripper. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to zewm
  18. Gonna get all the dancers on stage around the pole for our airing of grievances tonight at 7. Happy Festivus! 8:10 AM Dec 23rd from web
  19. Know what's cute? GETTING PAID. @stripclub_GM "i only talk to cute guys!"...me: "WTF is the rhyme or reason for that way of thinking?!" 8:06 AM Dec 23rd from web
  20. RT @FakeAPStylebook Note to film reviewers: The studio's PR people may call it "squeakquel" but you were raised better than that. 8:01 AM Dec 23rd from web