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  1. Closing out the night with a little @michaelbuble. And just now remembering I have to bike 30 blocks to a mtg tomorrow morn. SUPERB.
  2. Gettin' some work done for a neighborhood parade (www.fairviewvillageforsale.com). Doesn't everyone start tasks at 12:25 AM?
  3. @antiquemommy You need to market that Dork Concealer. That's a makeup product I'd actually use. BY THE GALLON.
  4. @sprittibee Someone keeps photoshopping a bigger butt / gut on all pictures of ME, too! What are the odds?
  5. @chase_reeves Judging by Mellisa's face: 2 hrs of fake smile + 1 hr of scowl + 1 hr of fire shooting out her head. So, 2:06. #aidenbirthtime
  6. During Jesus' years as a Caucasian Giant: http://yfrog.com/5j49cj (ht: @chuckazooloo)
  7. RT @toddrhoades Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting: http://bit.ly/cSSuK // "I've been swimming in raw sewage! I LOVE IT!"
  8. Headed to Pix Patisserie. Celebrating 12 years of driving @crossmark even crazier than I drive The Folks On The Twitter.
  9. http://twitpic.com/a68u1 - You know what the Oregon coast needs? MORE FLANNEL.
  10. Looking for a place to pick berries. Course, with the 60 degree temps, they'll likely come PRE-FROZEN.
  11. @nikowa Mendelssohn: Hebrides Overture; Dvorak: Symph #9 2nd Mvmt; Debussy: Clair de Lune
  12. I'd tweet something deep and meaningful, but I can't seem to get past the phrase, "plethora of pinatas."
  13. Loved Cannon Beach so much we decided to bring 47 pounds of sand back with us. STUCK TO OUR CLOTHES.
  14. @toddrhoades Speaking of, have you reviewed "Sin Bravely?" Curious where that book falls in the Response To Rick Warren Spectrum.
  15. @sprittibee Thanks for the #FF love. I was able to pick up some new followers for myself, as well!
  16. Gonna head to Haystack Rock today. Here's hoping I don't get sandblasted by the beach again.
  17. If you like funny quotes, follow @forces2 #FF
  18. @sjsommer Well, *I* like Ladysmith Black Mambazo so yes. That makes you old. And I'd venture to say "geeky" too.
  19. http://twitpic.com/9ybse - Can't turn down a 75 cent cone. Not even on a 57 degree day in Seaside, OR. Summer, schmummer.
  20. @justjeremy73 Super yikes! Send my hellos to the ER. Spent many hours in that place :) Oh, and say 'hey' to Sheila, too.