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  1. I keep telling myself that having the Olympics in Vancouver will be a bonus to us PSTers. Who are usually 3 hrs behind everything else.
  2. @MaryLUE Exactly. Here's my go-to visual peppy pill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVlsPPs4cVE @jimgaffigan
  3. Anyone else catch This Emotional Life? www.pbs.org/thisemotionallife Fascinating. Especially for someone who is allergic to her emotions.
  4. @photobyamber The last time I karaok-eed was in 1992. Which is surprising because I like to sing, and sing loudly. #smirkle
  5. @annieblogs Oh, *this* video I've gotta see. When I fold a fitted sheet, I place a lot of emphasis on the word "wad." Like 100%.
  6. @MikeEnglishFan I think I've seen the phrase "flying cars" about 283 times over the past couple of weeks. Is Michael J Fox the source?
  7. @kelmar4 I think back to the baby years (under 2) and I would have paid GOOD MONEY to have someone else put my kid to sleep. #awful
  8. @Quiet_Daisy Things definitely improved once my kids could read for pleasure. But there's still the pick-up and the teeth and the pj's...
  9. @fakeplasticfish Ha ha ha! I'm not any better at going to bed myself. Hard core night owl. Haaaate mornings. Always have. Always will.
  10. @joshuawhite A while back I mentioned that my boys were the last remaining fans of the comic strip Garfield. 47 books later I'm a fan.
  11. I estimate I've spent 17% of my life preparing and persuading kids to go to sleep. That's a marketable skill, right?
  12. @joshuawhite I take back all those mean things I said about Garfield. He *is* funny. #iwaswrong #thatdoesnothappenveryoften
  13. Ever wonder what to do with all those empty cereal boxes? http://bit.ly/58DMlJ
  14. @MommyNamedApril @Quiet_Daisy @ajoyw @KimToomey Well I'm sticking with the same ol' same ol' to make me and my readers happy. New window!
  15. For 4 years I've had links open in a new window on my blog. But the experts say that's spammy. Should I change? #stressesmeout
  16. @secretlifeofkat Oh, it's so delightful to take just one (older) kid out and about like that. Like you can hardly believe how easy it is!
  17. @nancy_martira I'd love to go to #blissdom10 one of these years. It's just too hard with cost of flight and conference and such. #sigh
  18. @prodigaljohn I obviously have 18,000 things to say about gum. http://tinyurl.com/y8u9vsf Thanks for covering the tough topics. #smirkle
  19. @photobyamber Skype has been great for keeping my kids in touch with the grandparents across the country.
  20. @ST_Rachel Oh, that Christmas card was TOPS. http://bit.ly/5XSju6 And all those sisters! Singing! Five-part harmony! #awesome