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  1. Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back'
  2. "Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out"
  3. @sockington ahhh you make my day... and Felix the office manager's of course!
  4. @iamdiddy stay well
  5. Employment application blanks always ask who to notify in case of emergency. I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
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  12. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of Wisdom." Thomas Jefferson
  13. "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" - Steven Wright
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  15. The real test of friendship is: can you do simply nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple
  16. Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. --- Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -- E. B. White
  17. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? --- Because he was on a roll.
  18. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? ---- A box of quackers.
  19. What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast? ---- Stop goblin your food.
  20. "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons