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  1. .@JimDoran Worse, I've run every single yarn store in the area out of this color of Noro.
  2. @vonslatt I rather enjoy defying the laws of physics in my drawings—it's the only way I can get away with things like that.
  3. Dep't of Incoherent Rage: Inches (possibly less than one inch) away from finishing my Fibonacci knitting . . . and I run out of yarn.
  4. I can give myself whiplash while sitting quietly at the kitchen table, having lunch. But not in situations where most people get whiplash.
  5. Tomorrow is going to be a headdesky day, filled with patronism and foot-dragging and silently blaming me for everything. I can tell.
  6. Tomorrow, we shall see if my inexplicable ferret drawing talents translate themselves to otters.
  7. @BZedan Sweet.
  8. Oof. Did I really mulch two flowerbeds' worth of solid clay this afternoon? My muscles confirm an unfortunate yes.
  9. Oh bees, I feel bad about pruning the oragano you love so much. But prune I must. It smells like a pizza everytime I mow, otherwise.
  10. Now if only I had an extrusion disk for nautilus shapes . . . .
  11. Cookie press unjammed—it helps to have unbuttery hands, who knew? Extruded trilobite cookies a success! Now off to find chocolate coating.
  12. Brilliant, self, brilliant. Halfway through the very first batch of spritz cookies, you jam the brand new cookie press. That is TALENT.
  13. @BZedan Definitely getting there.
  14. And then I watched Neil deGrasse Tyson, and everything was right with the world, nay—the universe. Astrophysicists are helpful that way.
  15. A book about what we do with corpses, a book of twisted fantastical realism, or a book about parrots. Damn I need different bedtime reading.
  16. @BZedan I think it started to slide into plausible creepiness with the second story. It's fine stuff, but anxiety inducing.
  17. I don't know how to yell at people. I've scraped though life until now, but it's getting to be a real problem.
  18. @andrewkeen The effects are more pronounced when you've brought it into a place where you're supposed to feel safe, comfortable and relaxed.
  19. Things I Have Learned In The Past Week: If you insist on reading Magic for Beginners before bed, don't read it in the place that you sleep.
  20. @BZedan Or three-quarters diced, which is a secret and mystical chopping method that involves waltzing.