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  1. Young Ben may regret his (not so) Secret Santa gifts to our boss. A chocolate penis and a toy parrot that squeals "go f*** yourself".
  2. With the exuberance of youth he does have the habit of letting himself (and his trousers) down when he's had a few.
  3. Of for our office Xmas meal/drink in Worcester. Should be good as long as young Ben can resist the urge to whip out his old chap this year.
  4. Have boycotted Sundays in the local pub since they started showing X-Factor on the big TV. Taking my miserable custom elsewhere tonight.
  5. @russelleden Sorry Russell, only just got your message. Stour lost 3-6 to Newbury in the dullest game I've ever seen at Stourton Park.
  6. Off for a curry and to hopefully book our spot for Xmas dinner. Can't beat a curry for Xmas dinner (or any dinner).
  7. Just back from my brother's. He spotted Alice Cooper and wife shopping in Wolvo last week. Stocking up on faggots and scratchings no doubt.
  8. Glad that week's over. Began with @grilly2009 buggering up a presentation we wrote (at least he had the guts to front it) then got worse.
  9. Stour 10 Otley 0. Would like to say a miserable afternoon was lit up by the rugby. It wasn't, but we won, so I'm happy.
  10. Dreamt about appearing on "Stars in their eyes" as Klaus Nomi and woke up laughing. Wife thinks I've lost it.
  11. Leaving work and in need of alcohol. Fell over a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign today. Some irony there surely. Health and safety strike again.
  12. Also stars Lorenzo Lamas - a surefire mark of quality if ever there was one.
  13. Watching Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus on Sci-fi - cruelly overlooked at the Oscars. Debbie Gibson's in it, what more could anyone want?
  14. A day off work, so I'm off to see the Hockney exhibition in Nottingham via Brum for Xmas shopping. And its not raining! Yet.
  15. Here you go. http://uk.movember.com/mospace/500983/ I'll be keeping the tache for a while yet so plenty of time to take the mickey.
  16. Its the last day of Movember and I have grown a mo for the bro's. If you wish to sponsor me (or laugh at my pics) I'll post the link next.
  17. What to watch? Ireland v SA on BBC1 or "Shatner's Raw Nerve" on Bio? Life is full of tough choices.
  18. Have been ill and confined to bed when not throwing up. On the plus side have dipped under 16st for the 1st time in years, so every cloud..
  19. Just grilled some Scottish fruit pudding for breakfast and forgot to remove the plastic sleeve first. Doh!
  20. @kerryfused Bragging again but my lamb curry last night was lovely. Come round for some one of the nights and bring Dave "The Power" Fused.