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  1. @id_marry_batman We can have a Gym Class Heroes dance party next time you visit the store.
  2. Just shaved Chads sweaty head. Super gross.
  3. There is a bolt stuck in my tire! How does that even happen?
  4. Some lady just dropped $170 on anime porn.
  5. @ApocalypseBob I beat shogun on my first try!
  6. I love the drive thru car wash
  7. @ApocalypseBob You should play Beautiful Katamari instead, because it is fun even if you suck. It'll give you toggle-thumb though.
  8. Why do I keep watching Millionaire Matchmaker?! I should be reading a book or recycling.
  9. @quarterlifelady I think that is a fantastic idea as long as you pick a school in Pittsburgh. Mick's moving, you must stay.
  10. @quarterlifelady good luck!
  11. The upstairs neighbors' toilet is leaking through the floor into my toilet. Gross.
  12. I'm the eighth car in line at Wendys and 99 Red Balloons is on the radio. In-car dance party!
  13. I don't want to get out of bed
  14. Just downloaded twitterberry. What a cute name!
  15. @quarterlifelady you used to have actual plans on how to find an asian just to have asian kids
  16. Why do I love Jon and Kate Plus Eight so much?
  17. Apparently Ashton won. Bummer.
  18. Joined to help Britney hit a million before Ashton :)