stork123
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@ any interest in including a shortened url link to a google maps location on tweets about crimes? I appreciate the updates.
11:56 AM Nov 13th
from twidroid
in reply to BaltimorePolice
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I watch the @ feed like an old timer listens to the scanner. "Hey Hon, another shootin' down on the West Side."
6:43 PM Nov 12th
from Ping.fm
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Why am I so bad at Call of Duty? While running through a U.S. suburb in simulated modern combat, I stop & think, "That's a nice fence."
1:40 PM Nov 12th
from Ping.fm
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@ then you'd have someone breaking the rule to get a pic of someone breaking the rule. Unless it was crew, we're immune.
5:08 PM Nov 11th
from API
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I said to the food vender in DCA, "how you doing?" She made me a hotdog and asked if there'd be anything else.
2:10 PM Nov 11th
from Ping.fm
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apparently our blog, twostorks.com was hacked by children. I think I beat this username in CallofDuty once.
6:39 AM Nov 11th
from web
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Tampa - Milwaukee today. I hope some Packer fans are returning home. I should have worn my Bucco Bruce shirt.
6:36 AM Nov 10th
from Ping.fm
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It's 6, not the 5 second rule for food dropped on the cockpit floor. At altitude, less gravity = time moves slower.
6:03 AM Nov 9th
from Ping.fm
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I'm more excited to see the Bucs in their retro uniforms than I am to see them play. Will they rent out those old hard plastic seats today?
9:25 AM Nov 8th
from Ping.fm
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Perfect fall morning for a hike in the woods with the dog, the Grateful Dead and an incredible amount of fallen leaves.
7:47 AM Nov 6th
from Ping.fm
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In honor of the Bucs' retro Sunday, the St. Pete Times talked to my dad about those winless Tampa years.
5:30 PM Nov 4th
from Ping.fm
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Three quarters of the way through the day. Lga-Mke, Mke-Tpa, Tpa-Mke. One more leg to Omaha and I'll make a dollar.
1:32 PM Nov 4th
from Ping.fm
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I feel like I am a pretty smart fella... but this hotel alarm clock has beat me. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to set it!
4:09 PM Nov 3rd
from Ping.fm
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I've got one for the suggestion box. Now that we own Frontier Airlines, I think we should paint a Stork on the tail.
8:02 AM Nov 3rd
from Ping.fm
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I start a 3 day trip tomorrow. I was under the impression it started Wed. 1st up on my to-do list, reconfigure my to-do list.
9:59 AM Nov 2nd
from Ping.fm
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In a twist on the cliche', it may be The Storks who find a basket on their doorstep.
4:50 AM Oct 30th
from Ping.fm
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Me - don't board, efc 60 mins for Den. Ops - we're boarding. Me (after ATC calls) - wheels up 120 mins. Ops - we're deplaning.
4:57 AM Oct 29th
from Ping.fm
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Not a good sign when the weather channel people are EXCITED to talk about the weather at your destination. Off to Denver... takin a snack.
3:14 AM Oct 29th
from Ping.fm
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When he has Dennis Miller on "The Factor", Bill O'Reilly refers to people by their lasts names. Apparently to sound "cool and hip".
4:44 PM Oct 28th
from Ping.fm
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Okay, it's 815am and I just googled, "How do you boil an egg." I'm the guy who reads the directions on the shampoo too. REPEAT!
4:17 AM Oct 26th
from Ping.fm
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- Name Stork
- Location 404 Evesham Ave (Baltimore)
- Web http://www.twosto...
- Bio I spend lots of time looking down at the Earth
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