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  1. @BaltimorePolice any interest in including a shortened url link to a google maps location on tweets about crimes? I appreciate the updates.
  2. I watch the @baltimorepolice feed like an old timer listens to the scanner. "Hey Hon, another shootin' down on the West Side."
  3. Why am I so bad at Call of Duty? While running through a U.S. suburb in simulated modern combat, I stop & think, "That's a nice fence."
  4. @Heather_Poole then you'd have someone breaking the rule to get a pic of someone breaking the rule. Unless it was crew, we're immune.
  5. I said to the food vender in DCA, "how you doing?" She made me a hotdog and asked if there'd be anything else.
  6. apparently our blog, twostorks.com was hacked by children. I think I beat this username in CallofDuty once.
  7. Tampa - Milwaukee today. I hope some Packer fans are returning home. I should have worn my Bucco Bruce shirt.
  8. It's 6, not the 5 second rule for food dropped on the cockpit floor. At altitude, less gravity = time moves slower.
  9. I'm more excited to see the Bucs in their retro uniforms than I am to see them play. Will they rent out those old hard plastic seats today?
  10. Perfect fall morning for a hike in the woods with the dog, the Grateful Dead and an incredible amount of fallen leaves.
  11. In honor of the Bucs' retro Sunday, the St. Pete Times talked to my dad about those winless Tampa years. http://tinyurl.com/ycsxcvw
  12. Three quarters of the way through the day. Lga-Mke, Mke-Tpa, Tpa-Mke. One more leg to Omaha and I'll make a dollar.
  13. I feel like I am a pretty smart fella... but this hotel alarm clock has beat me. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to set it!
  14. I've got one for the suggestion box. Now that we own Frontier Airlines, I think we should paint a Stork on the tail.
  15. I start a 3 day trip tomorrow. I was under the impression it started Wed. 1st up on my to-do list, reconfigure my to-do list.
  16. In a twist on the cliche', it may be The Storks who find a basket on their doorstep.
  17. Me - don't board, efc 60 mins for Den. Ops - we're boarding. Me (after ATC calls) - wheels up 120 mins. Ops - we're deplaning.
  18. Not a good sign when the weather channel people are EXCITED to talk about the weather at your destination. Off to Denver... takin a snack.
  19. When he has Dennis Miller on "The Factor", Bill O'Reilly refers to people by their lasts names. Apparently to sound "cool and hip".
  20. Okay, it's 815am and I just googled, "How do you boil an egg." I'm the guy who reads the directions on the shampoo too. REPEAT!