stooks
- I have Google Voice, bitches!7:27 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- @chrisprewitt Yes. You are an old man.7:05 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to chrisprewitt
- @poopsonchickens Have you taken some alcohol to it? Isopropyl, not Jägermeister.6:51 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to poopsonchickens
- @chasezilla Yup, that video is damaging to the brain.4:55 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to chasezilla
- I don't seem to remember ever maintaining a GeoCities page. Apparently it's going away. Goodbye, faithful readers. http://yfrog.com/0mapap4:14 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @poopsonchickens I wasted lots of time watching your journey. For this, you owe me.4:11 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to poopsonchickens
- @vannyvan It doesn't look good on the iPhone, either.5:03 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to vannyvan
- Went to the grocery store, saw a packed parking lot, and decided I didn't want to deal with those filthy animals. Turned around immediately.11:53 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @DavidBagsby How will Lawrence survive without you?7:38 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to DavidBagsby
- @2home It beats hooking on the street corner in 90 degree heat.8:25 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to 2home
- @zappn Onward and upward. Looks like you guys are up to amazing things.9:52 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to zappn
- @myclaudilou Seriously, Claud. That was a ridiculously good time tonight. Thanks for hanging.9:26 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to myclaudilou
- Something ate the hell out of my ankles at the lake. I'm such a scratcher, too. Shit.9:02 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- @myclaudilou I just realized we should've added "French Fries" to our production tonight. Damn time constraints.7:51 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to myclaudilou
- @chasezilla Surely you've already won a Billy Mays Beard Contest at some point.7:45 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to chasezilla
- Make that "Starlight." Dammit. First typo tweet in a long time.8:25 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- Looks like I'm missing a blast at Stevie Wonder's Star Light show. Oh, work. You own me.8:22 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- I knew we'd drive Michael Jackson to his death, but I thought it was at least five years out. RIP, King of Pop.10:13 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- @myclaudilou I can only hope that one day you will trust me more than a thermometer mounted to a car parked in the sun for 9 hours.4:39 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to myclaudilou
- @myclaudilou Car thermometers are liars. Don't trust them.4:06 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie in reply to myclaudilou
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- Name stooks
- Location Kansas City, Missouri
- Web http://www.mattst...
- Bio Marketing guy, tech geek, wordsmith, clown, former radio guy.
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