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  1. Instead of spice girls, I've birthed smart girls. Book smart, scary smart, and imtoocutetoneedtoshowyouyet smart
  2. Disconcerting when the 3yr old is running and grabbing items off the shelf seemingly at random, and they are all items on the shopping list
  3. @badbanana pray for an F5 tornado to disrupt the festivities?
  4. Maybe the lightning did hit the house. Vonage modem fried, so call our cells if you need us!
  5. Who doesn't love a baby in a satin princess nightgown that toddles over,takes your hand & does sign language to tell you to put her to bed?
  6. Lightning strike somewhere on the Kulp homestead. Good thing it wasn't the house. :)
  7. @michaelianblack I told my daughter it's God farting
  8. @michaelianblack there would be no more uti's though
  9. for a big chill friday-Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog. He said, 'I will fix your rags if you'll take Jack, my dog.'
  10. @theangelforever omg we have the same potty elmo book. I hear it in my sleep
  11. @dandmrichardson their dessert eclair is so tasty though :)
  12. My 7yr old overheard two people talking and says to me...'Well of course bears DO sit in the woods. Mommy why would they ask that?'
  13. @relevantmag harder question is are you addicted to electronic technology in general (internet, games, mp3, etc) ?
  14. @fightingfrog that is friggin' awesome :)
  15. This administration misread the state of the sock economy.It was my understanding that the folding was to have been a one time occurence.
  16. Exhausted myself,kids& the am with activities.Now giving serious thought to containing the kids and spending the pm vegging to NCIS on Tivo.
  17. The insidious side effect of VBS music on continuous playback for the kids.The 'simple' messages osmosisize themselves into the adults t ...
  18. Overheard this am my 3 yr old to my 1 yr old. 'Trini lift me up, pull my pants down, and put me on the potty'
  19. @fightingfrog I hear zombies are raging racists
  20. Thinks if you knew beforehand about the devastation wrought when a 7yr old projectile vomits raspberries,there'd be fewer procreations