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stinkiepinkie

  1. I seriously think Skynet has either captured or killed the missing actor Nick Stahl. Where the hell is the Terminator when you need him?
  2. My internet is broken.
  3. In order to get the full effect from the movie Contagion, you need to watch it when you are sick.
  4. It's sort of fitting that Kim Kardashian was Poison Ivy for Halloween considering her itchy vagina and all.
  5. I don't care. Skin or no skin. Heidi Klum could still get it. Wait...what? j.mp/uq1ADC
  6. Herman Cain never sexually harassed female employees at Godfather's Pizza. He just made them an other they couldn't refuse. Extra sausage.
  7. 7 Billion People in the World. That's a lot of fucking people. How is that even possible? That one is easy...from a lot of people fucking.
  8. Occupy Gotham City RT @ComplexMag: "The Dark Knight Rises" Begins Production Near Zuccotti Park Today bit.ly/v2aSLw #ows
  9. Never felt so alive as when I looked Death straight in the eyes and said not today.
  10. I wonder if anybody would notice if I put professional flyswatter on my resume.
  11. Good thing Hungarian Police raided the set of World War Z because the weapons were real but now how are they going to kill all the zombies?
  12. What do you mean Scarlett Johansson doesn't do any nude scenes in The Avengers?
  13. Had a dream last night Freddy Krueger was one of the protesters down at Wall Street. He was holding up a sign that read Occupy Elm Street.
  14. I hear there is a 2pac sex tape out there. Can't believe somebody dug up his corpse just to have sex with it. That's just wrong.
  15. The media keeps asking will he or won't he run but if you ask me it looks like Chris Christie never ran a day in his life.
  16. One does not simply just walk into Jersey bit.ly/pP8QJx
  17. Most definitely going to have to pick up some adult diapers and work on my baby disguise if January Jones decides to breastfeed her baby.
  18. January Jones doesn't want to say who the father of her baby is because she isn't sure whether it's Don Draper, Dick Whitman or Jon Hamms.
  19. Must be an animal sacrifice to the Gods of Privacy. RT @mashable: Mark Zuckerberg Killed a Bison - on.mash.to/n3WHaC
  20. Gordon Gecko was among those arrested during the Occupy Wall Street protest. He was easily identifiable by the size of his 80s cell phone.