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I seriously think Skynet has either captured or killed the missing actor Nick Stahl. Where the hell is the Terminator when you need him?
12:33 AM May 17th
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My internet is broken.
11:40 AM Jan 18th
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In order to get the full effect from the movie Contagion, you need to watch it when you are sick.
9:13 AM Dec 25th, 2011
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It's sort of fitting that Kim Kardashian was Poison Ivy for Halloween considering her itchy vagina and all.
4:39 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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I don't care. Skin or no skin. Heidi Klum could still get it. Wait...what?
3:58 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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Herman Cain never sexually harassed female employees at Godfather's Pizza. He just made them an other they couldn't refuse. Extra sausage.
3:52 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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7 Billion People in the World. That's a lot of fucking people. How is that even possible? That one is easy...from a lot of people fucking.
3:00 AM Oct 31st, 2011
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Occupy Gotham City RT @: "The Dark Knight Rises" Begins Production Near Zuccotti Park Today
7:51 AM Oct 29th, 2011
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Never felt so alive as when I looked Death straight in the eyes and said not today.
11:13 AM Oct 25th, 2011
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I wonder if anybody would notice if I put professional flyswatter on my resume.
4:31 AM Oct 23rd, 2011
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Good thing Hungarian Police raided the set of World War Z because the weapons were real but now how are they going to kill all the zombies?
11:38 AM Oct 11th, 2011
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What do you mean Scarlett Johansson doesn't do any nude scenes in The Avengers?
11:31 AM Oct 11th, 2011
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Had a dream last night Freddy Krueger was one of the protesters down at Wall Street. He was holding up a sign that read Occupy Elm Street.
1:34 AM Oct 7th, 2011
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I hear there is a 2pac sex tape out there. Can't believe somebody dug up his corpse just to have sex with it. That's just wrong.
6:53 AM Oct 4th, 2011
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The media keeps asking will he or won't he run but if you ask me it looks like Chris Christie never ran a day in his life.
6:54 AM Oct 3rd, 2011
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One does not simply just walk into Jersey
12:20 PM Sep 30th, 2011
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Most definitely going to have to pick up some adult diapers and work on my baby disguise if January Jones decides to breastfeed her baby.
10:05 PM Sep 27th, 2011
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January Jones doesn't want to say who the father of her baby is because she isn't sure whether it's Don Draper, Dick Whitman or Jon Hamms.
9:50 PM Sep 27th, 2011
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Must be an animal sacrifice to the Gods of Privacy. RT @: Mark Zuckerberg Killed a Bison -
9:01 PM Sep 27th, 2011
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Gordon Gecko was among those arrested during the Occupy Wall Street protest. He was easily identifiable by the size of his 80s cell phone.
7:34 AM Sep 25th, 2011
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- Name Stinkie Pinkie
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- Bio I was the best swimmer out of all my Daddy's sperm.
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