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  1. @sportschick: This drive proves it, it's got to be Bollinger. Dorsey's run was a lucky one-off play. Bollinger has done fine through-out. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. I am the undulating wave. I am the transparent eyeball. I am the Neo-Emerson. All shall love me and despair. about 5 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. @Sportschick: Brett Favre, hands down. His presence in this game is undeniable. about 6 hours ago from web
  4. I need to figure out what exactly is the kryptonite that makes me shrink back into the Clark Kent of flexibility. about 20 hours ago from web
  5. @BabyCalypso: Is there a pea underneath the mattress? 9:56 PM Nov 23rd from web
  6. The text does not espouse complete conviction given its inirrefutable confusions. 9:56 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Me: "I can't feel my Adam's apple." Her: "That's bizarre." Me: "What would be bizarre is playing spoons on my Adam's apple." 4:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. The sound your big toe makes as it grows out of your forehead: *kwer* 7:22 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  9. Ooo, pixels became life! And they're Asian. 7:59 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. I found the secret to making Friday disappear! Flee the country. Well, the state. As long as your mileage is in the quadruple digits. 12:56 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. Darn. Shower didn't work. Neither did the whiskey. Friday's still here. 12:20 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. Maybe a hot shower will make this shitty Friday disappear. And maybe this Irish Spring body wash is made with real Irish whiskey... 11:42 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. I can't tell if my coughs taste like honey or like blood. That's just the kind of day it is. 10:52 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. Oh, Friday. Where do you get off greeting me like an inverted Monday? Everything's just wrong this morning... 8:21 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. Unfathomably relieved to wake up and realise all those terrific nightmares weren't real. I mean, reality's rough enough on its own. 7:41 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. The only cure for H1N1: Bacon Famous. www.baconfamous.com. (I feel better already.) 8:58 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. teh H1N1, I thinks I haz it. And it makes me lolspeak. (I can haz oink oink?) 7:52 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. Look, Ma! No hands! (I composed this tweet in my head.) 10:35 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. @LovelyAnomaly: Don't move. I'm on my way. No seriously. 10:34 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. Oh, and now they tell me we're going to leave 45 minutes earlier than planned. No time for clothes kbai! 12:43 PM Nov 13th from web
  • Name sthorwall
  • Location Edinburgh
  • Web http://sthorwall.com
  • Bio Christian, student, writer. Mix in Tolkien and scotch to taste. Blend well.
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