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  1. cat nap with my nappin cat about 3 hours ago from Sidekick
  2. is it rly 5am? lmao I love me about 12 hours ago from Sidekick
  3. drunker than I thought I'd be tongiht haha about 15 hours ago from Sidekick
  4. you must not, have a heart, have nothing in your chest 9:45 PM Dec 27th from Sidekick
  5. NOT THE MAMA! 4:22 AM Dec 27th from web
  6. @ClaytonHicks ahahaha I guess she needed a little lovin' in her life, chris brown-style 11:28 PM Dec 26th from Sidekick in reply to ClaytonHicks
  7. afternoon drinking leads to passing out at 11pm. I love beer. maybe more than asher roth. back to bed! 9:37 PM Dec 26th from Sidekick
  8. @ClaytonHicks last night at ale house, this drunk girl was screaming in some guy's face about how she was gonna "go snookie on his ass" 9:35 PM Dec 26th from Sidekick in reply to ClaytonHicks
  9. lmao @sarahksilverman made me laugh so hard, I thought I broke my collarbone 11:38 AM Dec 25th from Sidekick
  10. RT @timheidecker: I feel sick today. Leg killing me as usual #tinytimtweets 10:39 AM Dec 25th from web
  11. @CorbettMobarak if you walk out with a netbook, send it this way 10:38 AM Dec 25th from web in reply to CorbettMobarak
  12. you know you've been naughty when santa gives the present you wanted to your mother. 10:37 AM Dec 25th from web
  13. the one thing I've begged for... for YEARS..... my mom buys for herself. $10 says she uses it once in a blue moon. 7:00 AM Dec 25th from Sidekick
  14. I said I didn't want to wake up for presents. no one got me shit so wth am I sitting down here, with a stomach ache, for no reason? f xmas. 6:27 AM Dec 25th from Sidekick
  15. i know you're allowed to cry on your birthday, but are you allowed to cry on christmas? 10:09 PM Dec 24th from web
  16. I should've been awake, I should've been showered, I should be having coffee with my pal right now. I think I'll wrap presents instead. 9:16 AM Dec 24th from Sidekick
  17. my head hurts. 3:38 PM Dec 23rd from Sidekick
  18. click click click flash 11:09 PM Dec 22nd from Sidekick
  19. @realmustache she had 9/10 jeans and a very big bra 11:08 PM Dec 22nd from Sidekick
  20. things will never be the same; I will never be the same. 4:18 PM Dec 22nd from Sidekick