Stewie
- No, you mid-life cow, that airplane full of over-processed baby sauce isn't getting anywhere near this hangar.4:32 PM Jun 1st from web
- I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I knew her as a table. She was sturdy, and all four legs were the same length.4:29 PM May 27th from Twitterrific
- Bargain baby diapers and no powder makes Stewie a homicidal boy.1:46 PM Mar 5th from Birdhouse
- Infernal child safety packages. Is there any new toy experience they *can't* ruin? Yet again I need that cow to do something for me.1:10 PM Feb 21st from Birdhouse
- Had a dream that everyone thought Rupert looked better in drag than I do. Your guess is as good as mine as to what's going on there.4:28 PM Feb 19th from Birdhouse
- Welcome to all my new followers. As long as you keep the noise down and stay out of my way, I might have uses for you in the New World.9:29 AM Feb 16th from web
- @StewieGriffin Buck-toothed charleton! I was here first! Go bother the other slack-jawed imbeciles at Jaiku where your kind belongs.1:04 AM Jan 8th from Tweetie in reply to StewieGriffin
- Still can't figure out why dirty diapers turn me on.12:49 AM Jan 8th from Tweetie
- Indeed, the life of the wife is ended by the knife. By george, I think she's got it!5:55 PM Feb 12th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Oh sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't?11:38 PM Jul 27th, 2007 from Twitterrific
- BLAST! You have to be 18 to buy an iPhone?? Steve Jobs - consider your days numbered.12:17 PM Jun 28th, 2007 from Twitterrific
- Not entirely sure what the fat man means by a camera in Meg's room - after all, he's the one that took her to prom7:58 AM May 22nd, 2007 from web
- genuinely wondering if that cow Peter calls a wife drank while I was in the womb4:28 PM May 5th, 2007 from Twitterrific
- Blast! Twitterrific 2.1 is going to make it far too easy for me to use this Twitter service. Rupert - you're fired.5:34 PM May 2nd, 2007 from Twitterrific
- @Peter Griffin: listen fat man! Surrender those delectable morsels you call 'Frosted Flakes' or the doughnut gets it!8:29 AM Apr 27th, 2007 from web
- that infernal woman Peter calls a 'wife' pinched the pennies this week and bought the generic brand baby powder! She'll pay for this!5:29 PM Mar 19th, 2007 from web
- It's not so much that I want to *kill* Lois, it's just - I want her not to be alive anymore.8:24 PM Mar 7th, 2007 from web
- Victory shall be mine!5:43 AM Mar 7th, 2007 from web
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- Name Stewie Griffin
- Location Quahog, Rhode Island
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