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I'm wearing a white shirt, so naturally I have a powerful craving to go to a barbecue place for dinner.3:41 PM Jul 1st from web
@todderickv I don't know how to say "Hail Russia!" in Russian. Used to know how to say "Go F* your mother" but I've forgotten; just as well.3:04 PM Jul 1st from web
Do svidaniya to @todderickv ! May he enjoy his time in the land of vodka, cabbage and little fur hats.3:02 PM Jul 1st from web
Someday I would like to make an appearance at #DAN, and buy a round for some of my Twitfolk. Can't this time, though.1:45 PM Jul 1st from web
Today's trending topic in my personal Twit stream: Chicks making out with chicks. (Much better than the tranny topic of the other week.)12:18 PM Jul 1st from web
I'm off Friday, with family plans that fortunately consist mostly of hanging out in a succession of eating and drinking establishments.12:17 PM Jul 1st from web
@superbadgirl GAAAH! Must ... copy edit! GAAAARRRGLGLGLaagh.11:48 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to superbadgirl
Nappy.1:37 PM Jun 30th from web
@JSpaghetti That's hilarious.9:10 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to JSpaghetti
RT @UnclePilot: Examples of human ingenuity and resourcefulness at http://thereifixedit.com/10:35 PM Jun 29th from web
@violentecstasy See, I always loved libraries, but feared becoming "patron that always ... " I now procure my readg mat'l furtively online.3:28 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to violentecstasy
"Here I Am in Pigtails Being" would be a good title for a song that was a duet between Britney Spears and Bjork.2:50 PM Jun 29th from web
It's funny how quiet Twitter gets around 5 p.m. on a weekday.2:45 PM Jun 29th from web
If you're going to entice me with pr0n, you need to give a clear descrip of what it's about. I'm not that easy.2:38 PM Jun 29th from web
Here's a tweet from a new follower, an "uncle[somebody]" (not Pilot) : "video::Doggie For Naughty Girl,Here I am in pigtails being... "2:37 PM Jun 29th from web
@gatewaygroupie Actually, it looks like EVERYONE I've blocked in the past few weeks has sticky magic. (Too appropro to rephrase that.)2:29 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to gatewaygroupie
@superbadgirl You should have someone else's mom stay at your place, then after she leaves tell your mom how much you miss Other Mom.2:27 PM Jun 29th from web
... Plus I'd really rather not have "Br*tn*y F*cked V*ds" there - not sure I want a pic of a chick performing fellatio on my screen at work.2:25 PM Jun 29th from web
Hey, what's the deal with blocked followers now? They still show on my "followers" page, but blocked. That's clutter.2:23 PM Jun 29th from web
@superbadgirl "Courtesaning" maybe.2:20 PM Jun 29th from web