Profile_bird

Hey there! steviecow is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving steviecow's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

steviecow

  1. I'm floating in the most a peculiar a way!
  2. zack parsons is following me on twitter i am now a living legend!
  3. I am now single but I am unable to divorce my liver, bastard
  4. @fart http://twitpic.com/2001v - Is the weiner going really, really fast or is it standing still?
  5. Honest work is for the birds, the only way I'll ever come into money is if I jerk off over a cashiers till!
  6. Im a dude, hes a dude, shes a dude and we're all dudes HEY!
  7. I seem to have misplaced my will to be sober
  8. fuck you steven hawking the large hadron collider is a bad idea
  9. trying to figure out the crazy american measurement system
  10. Apparently the Large Hadron Collider could make alot of shit happen, specifically destryoing the fucking world
  11. if they institute a one world government and the American union's currency is Ameroes, does that mean the African union will get Afros?
  12. They can't blame the drummer from slipknot, if anything it was the lead singer's fault.
  13. yay i have 1 followers 11 more and im the messiah
  14. can you claim workmen's compensastion for becoming stupider because of your work colleagues?
  15. In a fight between mac from CSI:NY cane, from CSI:Miami & grisham from CSI:Las Vegas who would find enough evidence to prove that they won?
  16. my brother leaves for australia this afternoon, does that make him guilty of something?
  17. saw Lindsay Lohan on TV today wonder how much she charges to haunt a 3 bedroom house for the weekend.