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  1. Audio: Dave Attenborough’s pub style lament. http://tumblr.com/xh84wod2a
  2. Hugo Chavez wants to rename Angel Falls: Kerepakupai-Meru, the native term. Nice. That'll probably earn him another assassination attempt.
  3. @cambunton "A silent film comedian is sent to fight the Vietcong but gets addicted to cocaine". That works on at least 3 levels.
  4. Everyone knows this is true...! RT @bigonroad: RT @taylortheory @vaticanen is it true that bishops can only move diagonally?
  5. Last night I ate half a red onion for the Vitamin C. Today I have a cold and still have onion breath. Yes I did brush my teeth.
  6. Actually it was probably a Labrador but other than that, true story.
  7. A German friend just gave me a Christmas card with a Dachshund in a red hat & "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas". Should I call the police?
  8. I've now seen Cung Le's return to #MMA. Wow. Didn't see that coming. Bring on Hendo/Shields. (#Strikeforce)
  9. RT @PioneerEngage: "We can build up caricatures of people in our minds, but... fellowship mellows judgements." - Gerald Coates
  10. RT @GrahamSmyth: RT @tmorello: Buying and still counting for non UK folks - RT this, please! http://i48.tinypic.com/w2ftbp.png #ratm4xmas
  11. God bless Paperchase for manufacturing very decent Christmas cards and giving 50p per pack to various charities. Strong commendation.
  12. @beingmrkenny You can, you have and I will! There should be some sort of graph charting festering stinkiness against pure glee.
  13. @SamCrome I'll be at Engage then I'll make luncheon a strong priority followed by digestion/downtime & the 70s party in the eve. Good day!
  14. @SamCrome It was courtesy of @lukeandrews1 ! Tonight I'm off to a festive party at Blue Barn Farm... You free tomorrow arvo?
  15. About to smash half a wheel of Blue Stilton. Someone needs to rescue me before I end up in cheese coma. http://twitpic.com/u6rca
  16. A scotch egg a day keeps the doctor away. Because of your foul breath.
  17. I have convinced my (former Iraqi test-pilot) flatmate to give me some pointers on Middle Eastern cooking. The flat always smells immense.
  18. @mattbrunton Context.. only mildly amusing but offensive/confusing for children to see. As a publicity stunt it's a bullseye.
  19. @GrahamSmyth Just requested my free T. Thanks bro.
  20. @DyfedWyn Will there be a follow up to your blog on betrayal & extravagant worship? Or do you enjoy open ended questions?? See you soon.