Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving stevepoltz's tweets.
Already using Twitter from your phone? Click here.
Why is Troy getting married today at 3pm in the middle of The Chargers game? I'll be secretly checking the score while he's taking his vows2:19 PM Nov 22ndfrom Echofon
Why does the word admonish make me smile? Perhaps I like being admonished.9:52 AM Nov 22ndfrom Echofon
Oscar Westerberg played shortstop for the 1907 Boston Doves. He hit .333 but only played in 2 games. I wonder if he is Paul's great grandpa?3:48 PM Nov 10thfrom Echofon
It's official. I've decided to make a statement regarding drive by shootings- I'm against them! No wait-I'm for them! Shit- I can't remember1:27 PM Nov 10thfrom Echofon
Health care reform passes! 220 to 215! This is history. Hurray hurray hurray!10:09 PM Nov 7thfrom Echofon
I just updated my website. Next thing you know I'll be recycling.8:28 AM Nov 6thfrom Echofon
Updated poltz.com now I'm off to yoga. Stretching in the heat. Staring at my feet. Drink a fresh juiced beet. Pissing in the street. Neat!7:58 AM Nov 6thfrom Echofon