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  1. The wrong two Beatles are dead.
  2. Actually, I am listening to this. My favorite band. Brutal and beautiful at the same time. http://ow.ly/K6cJ
  3. Listening to Elton John's (Hold Me Close)Tony Danza. I still don't know what a yellow man making a stand has to do w/ Tony Danza.
  4. I don't care how many times I proofread my blog, I always find errors later.
  5. Blog Post: How To Make Money Off Of Society's Moochers http://bit.ly/5Qd5iQ
  6. How can anyone blackmail John Stamos. How could you possibly embarrass him? He was on Full House. Now that's something to be ashamed of.
  7. I love it when reporters speculate.
  8. The dog is destroying a Christmas ornament. My wife is gonna be pissed.
  9. I really don't like claymation.
  10. Why do brides wear white? Because you want the dishwasher to match the other appliances in the kitchen.
  11. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE||
  12. I have a driver 3 hours away from my store w/ no gas and no $. How fucking stupid can you be?
  13. Tiger always asks permission before playing the back nine.
  14. Damn this QWERTY keyboard.
  15. RT @laurar In case you didn't know...Salsa can also turn any microwave burrito into a sensual eating experience... // Yes it is
  16. RT @danielspengies a @davidsirota THAT isn't Jared gaining weight, but this is: http://tinyurl.com/4d6pnt RT @laurar In case you didn't kno
  17. Excuse me. "Little person." That actually sounds worse than midget.
  18. You never see a recovering pedophile hanging out w/ a midget in a cub scout uniform.
  19. Recovering alcoholics have O'douls and other non alcoholic drinks.
  20. But, then again, all clowns are scary.