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  1. I got a parking ticket because I put enough money...in the wrong meter. I look forward to the universe evening out.
  2. Call in to 818.602.4929! I'm on LA Talk Radio from 5-6 PT. Listen at latalkradio.com
  3. I'm on LA Talk Radio - The Sheena Metal Experience. 5PM PT. http://ping.fm/dvmOE Call-In number is 818-602-4929.
  4. LA! Get half price ($7) tix to see me at the H-wood Improv 10PM tonight with a HUGE special guest. Email guestlist@comedyjuice.com
  5. Real Housewives of Orange County should be called "5 Women Who Are Sad They're Not Hot Anymore. Of Orange County."
  6. A syndicated column I wrote called "Why I'm Marrying a Jewish Girl." http://ping.fm/CpuHK
  7. Seems that lately I have either been homesick or home, sick.
  8. @tifanne926 Nope - Delhi NY. Or as the locals tell me it's called, Dellhole.
  9. I am somehow sick for the second time in three weeks. I don't want sympathy - just chicken soup.
  10. Tonight I am doing stand-up at a strip club in Bedford, NH. I want their slogan to be "come for the tits, stay for the wit."
  11. What makes this deli kosher is not the food. It's the picture of Neil Diamond in the bathroom.
  12. 12,000 Twitter followers couldn't possibly be wrong. Except for the ones trying to sell me ring tones.
  13. I think I would have enjoyed growing up in the 50s in Brooklyn, except for that whole no internet thing.
  14. Okay Family Guy, enough Conway Twitty.
  15. I am one of 7 passengers on a prop plane. And they're still using the loudspeaker. Overkill?
  16. Had a great time at APCA. Will have an even better time sleeping in my own bed tonight. Yay, home. Yay, NYC.
  17. @ARL275 People who don't know the context of this will find it even more awkward.
  18. Hello to all my new APCA friends. Try not to destroy the casino.
  19. Thanks for a fantastic week in Louisville. See you next year.
  20. A black Iron Man came to my show tonight. I told him he was Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder playing Iron Man.