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  1. Even more pathetic update: She was scoping out a baby in her periphery
  2. Is that girl smiling at me, or listening to a comedy album on her iPod? There's only 1 way to find out (obsess quietly till she leaves)!
  3. @nathanrabin it's been a while since a movie like that was helped by romantic comedy elements, no? How To Lose Friends another example
  4. If anyone's around, come to The Playground tonight at 8pm. I'm in a great Chris Piatt showcase: Stories about family, with family present.
  5. @ElizMcQuern Next time have one piece of each of them. Three slices total. AMATEUR.
  6. @kamoranakrre amen to that, my friend.
  7. @witchyflickchic I think it's probably tongue in cheek
  8. Any marketing/advertising/pr folks looking for summer interns? My sister is already taking her future into her own habds
  9. Finally got this machine running. It involved restarting a dozen times with no changes to anything I was doing. I miss Windows not at all.
  10. Booted up my old Windows desktop to transfer files: Within 5 mins, it crashed, wouldn't restart, and gave me the blue screen. Typical.
  11. @ourmaninchicago @kevinthepang To be fair, I doubt you'll get to the person who "made" the joke.
  12. @MichaelNagrant I was way underwhelmed by that spot. Wait was an hour for what I'd consider "decent" food.
  13. @kevinthepang I don't want an invite, but... "What's brown and sticky?...................................a stick."
  14. @Marcusist NO
  15. At The Moth again. I have a blunderous story prepared. If I dont get to go I might blunder all over the floor I'm so angry.
  16. @Kyle_Ryan I could be down with that. Lemme know. Where there is whiskey and/or Hot Dougs, there is me.
  17. @Kyle_Ryan Ooh, fun. What time?
  18. @ourmaninchicago I give up.
  19. @Kyle_Ryan GREAT timing, Steve...
  20. @gretchel well done!