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Zing RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Hacker" simply means "a person who is skilled with computers." To describe a computer criminal, use "Linux user."1:42 PM Dec 9thfrom UberTwitter
Just saw a Benz with the license plate "SQLWZRD" Who says nerds don't have taste?7:27 AM Dec 9thfrom UberTwitter
Whispered conversation of the girl on the phone next to me" No a rat! A real one! I'm serious! At least you're in Wyoming"3:30 PM Nov 5thfrom UberTwitter
The best thing about this whole scenario is he scoffed to his friend "I didn't buy the rat, I got it for free!" I am cracking up!3:28 PM Nov 5thfrom UberTwitter