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RT @shuttersuk: Today we are not fitting shutters, we are sledging & building snowmen!
The BellaVista Crewabout 8 hours agofrom web
"This is the best steak I have ever had. I think we should say 'grace' again." - King of the Hillabout 20 hours agofrom Ping.fm
I don't care how bad a irrationally upset you may be feeling: triple knight-forking somebody at chess will improve your mood exponentially12:01 PM Dec 17thfrom Ping.fm
"That is the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard." - King of the Hill7:48 PM Dec 16thfrom Ping.fm
"Has my fame preceded me, or was I too quick for it?" - Zapp Brannigan10:15 PM Dec 15thfrom Ping.fm
“Breakfast is for dull people. Brunch is for the fun people that didn’t get enough the night before.”
- @osusieq9:16 PM Dec 13thfrom Ping.fm
"The man who makes his entry by leaning against an infirm door gets an unjustified reputation for violence." - J K Galbraith11:56 AM Dec 12thfrom TwitterBerry