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  1. "He has to sleep under a pussy net" - Robin on A-Rod. quote of the year. #sternshow
  2. She's not even on but this tape is killing me. Kate Hudson, shut the fuck up. #sternshow
  3. Yucko is a piece of shit. Will, kick his ass next time you see him, please. Fuck that stupid clown. #sternshow
  4. solid first 90 minutes.
  5. Shuley is embarrassing you Dan. you're pathetic.
  6. Howard should do an hour a day as Michael Jackson with the echo on. It's better than Ted Kennedy.
  7. I saw black-eyed peas on SNL too Howard, they weren't good. and they didn't look like they all banged Fergie.
  8. RT @savebabygorilla: Artie Lange's Jack and Coke out today!
  9. Gary. you got fired. now shut the fuck up about it already.
  10. great show so far, Robin is a wackjob.
  11. I look at you and think, "I'm beating off tonight, you understand?" Classic. #sternshow
  12. Carrie Prejean is a fucking idiot.
  13. porn for the blind!
  14. someone needs to put Laughing all the time Artie to sleep. not funny.
  15. Howard was way too patient with those camel toe bitches.
  16. Taylor Vixen will be on the big show Thursday. #sternshow
  17. Yoko really brings it.
  18. RT @PatBateman_: When I was born the doctor thought I was a girl. And a mongoloid. -@sternshow
  19. RT @ShoutFactory: Preorder using here to get your autographed copy of Artie Lange's CD: http://bit.ly/248ICb
  20. @samantharonson: your dad crushed it this morning on #sternshow. good times.