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My office is empty. A coworker asked "Where did everybody go?" "Probably out drinking" was the response. Mortgage baking is stressful...1:29 PM Nov 19thfrom web
"It ain't bragging if you done it." - Dizzy Dean12:46 PM Nov 19thfrom web
I just ate my last Altoid! That NEVER happens... I always lose the box or something.10:37 AM Nov 19thfrom web
What has the proposed tax on elective surgeries been dubbed? BO-tax. Brilliant.8:54 AM Nov 19thfrom web
Oh, I can't help but give money to Bates- the phone call was so charming. No more picking up calls from unidentified (207) numbers for me.5:58 PM Nov 18thfrom web
It's quite amazing how many women I've encountered speaking on their cell phones in the public bathroom. Like in the stall.2:47 PM Nov 18thfrom web
I'm on hold with an insurance company and their hold recording is talking about buying life insurance for someone else as a gift7:50 AM Nov 17thfrom web
The work days are starting to fly by! Time is such a bizarre thing...11:45 AM Nov 16thfrom web
My application for better health insurance got lost in the mail! What are the chances? I have to go through the whole process again!9:14 AM Nov 16thfrom web
Interesting discussion on what it means to be American. "The best antidote to unconscious bias is self-reflection." http://is.gd/4We5Z5:10 AM Nov 16thfrom web
