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  1. @AlexaJonesteen they make some high-quality, good ol' American sportswear in Pella, Iowa. God bless those fine people of Pella. 12 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to AlexaJonesteen
  2. So after the crash, is Tiger going to withdraw from the public and release a weird country record rooted in the Judeo-Christian tradition? 19 minutes ago from Tweetie
  3. Facial lacerations, y'all. Tiger Woods, y'all. 35 minutes ago from Tweetie
  4. Didn't his nannywife just have another baby? Was Le Tig rushing out for that BlaFri hooker special? 39 minutes ago from Tweetie
  5. @carney sez no alcohol and the car was going slow...so what the hell happened? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to carney
  6. Here we go, @rachelsklar, the crazy analysis of BAD ROMANCE you've been waiting for: http://vigilantcitizen.com/... (via @vigilantfeed) about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  7. More GaGa: @rachelsklar basically has "condomless sex" with the BAD ROMANCE video here: http://j.mp/7ewKdf What would @vigilantfeed say? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  8. @ToureX love that GaGa compared herself to Mo Rivera. Wow. "I'm a closer." about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to ToureX
  9. @mplsdice whoops, that was supposed to be a DM. Sorry, Sessions/Flynn. I'm sure it's going to be an honor to give up 25/15/5 and lose by 30. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. @MplsDice it's not going to be a fun night for Sessions/Flynn. Hey, can I get on the list for the mats-fest please? Gotta see Johnny @ 9:30! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MplsDice
  11. RT @amck: And @stephenhero remains utterly quotable. Vita.mn's 2009 Holiday Gift Guide: http://www.vita.mn/story.ph... about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. RT @thecomicscomic: Spend "Black Friday" at Target with Maria Bamford: She voices company's 2009 holiday ad campaign http://bit.ly/57qbMS about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @jadelr btdubs, those Colombian peasants have nothing on the Viking "blood eagle." Two dorsal slashes from which you yank out the lungs. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jadelr
  14. Jesus, Wells Tower is just crazy for boat. Djarf, Gnut, Harald and the rest of his Viking marauders blood eagled me. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. @minkoff wow. Gorgeous! Do you have any leftovers? I could actually eat a turkey sandwich. I'm going thru t-phane withdrawal. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to minkoff
  16. RT @Lileks: Don't understand the question "which kind of pie would you like?" Surely you mean to ask "how much of each variety?" about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. All my cousins' kids were terrified of me at Thanksgiving and now I'm feeling defensive about it. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. Wait...OMG is Obama FUMBLING?!? No, sorry, it's just another desperation hitch-and-ladder play. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. My family is disgusted by Obama's fearlessness over the middle. Just smoking Pomalomu. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. My brother keeps farting on my legs. Still, I refuse to adjust my couch position. #kthxgivingbai about 22 hours ago from Tweetie