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About to make MOMA my whore. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@alphabetically Heh. Forgot that one. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to alphabetically
You guys know the best joke of all time, right? Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. about 17 hours ago from Brizzly
It's a little disconcerting to hear a barker at Times Square TKTS line yelling out that he has "Altar Boys for sale." 12:03 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
Fruit Dog. http://bit.ly/6YMIi 10:42 AM Nov 13th from Brizzly
@Randazzoj That's like picking up a tranny hooker and only playing with your own dick! 8:32 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Randazzoj
@JennyBucket I hear you there. 7:28 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to JennyBucket
@AllisonJessica Dammit! 7:27 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to AllisonJessica
Girls sure love Starbucks. 7:26 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
Saw guy walking his dogs thru Times Square last night. I honestly think my dog's head would explode if I did that. 6:37 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
@Randazzoj I imagine your poor gramma at 12:30, staying up way past her bedtime, craning around to ask no one in particular, "Where's Joe?" 6:13 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Randazzoj
Waking in NY knowing my peoples in LA are asleep is a lonely feeling. Also powerful as I could wake any of you bitches w/ push of a button! 4:51 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
@Randazzoj Oh no. Bumped? 4:48 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Randazzoj
Love how all my fucking hard-ass peeps out in LA tweeted photographs tonight of the really pretty sunset. You're going soft! 11:00 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly
@Apey Taking the 405? Rookie move! 10:55 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly in reply to Apey
Drinking with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Julie White, and national treasure Justin Kirk after their show The Understudy. http://yfrog.com/7daahj 9:23 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
Repped at Sundance by Jeff Dowd. #indiemoviecliche #tooinsidery 2:35 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly
Off to Times Square to break into impromptu song & dance number. 12:48 PM Nov 12th from Brizzly
@ben_wiebe Thanks! 12:38 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to ben_wiebe
@JennaStern Here to kill a guy. And vacation. Thanks! Enjoying it. 12:38 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to JennaStern

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Name Stephen Falk
Location Los Angeles / Eagle Rock
Web http://stephenfal...
Bio I write on WEEDS. I listen to music. I eat something. I hang with my dog. I watch TV. I drink something. I go to bed. I've worked very hard to craft this life.

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