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  1. Pro-tip for theage.com.au; murder-suicides have no survivors.
  2. @KevinRuddPM When you Tweet about travelling, you're inviting criminals to rob your house and steal your spoon collection.
  3. I hate writing bios for myself. How do you spell "visionary"? Do I list every sexual conquest, or just the most shocking?
  4. Rupert Murdoch responds to questions on charging for online content, Google and the Twitter phenomenon http://bit.ly/pG1zx (via @Andrew303)
  5. We'll be over Utah soon. I feel a sudden urge to take a second wife. (via @mpesce)
  6. @bengrubb Being drunk is the hallmark of a true journalist. Well done.
  7. @decryption Well sure, because compared to him you're a handsome, pulled-together, nicely-groomed male. So, super-gay.
  8. @jyesmith I use a BlackBerry Bold with my Mac. It sucks. You'll need to drop US$40 for Missing Sync to make it at all usable.
  9. 13% of Americans, and 11% of Britons never make a voice call on their mobiles; http://bit.ly/1BJlg
  10. @GeordieGuy Yeah, I reckon you're right.
  11. @GeordieGuy Thats not really a GFC phenomenon. IT recruiting (esp. In Australia) is farcical.
  12. @m0nty Jon can manage lasagne, and he's an idiot. I've never seen Garfield complain that it was uncooked. #masterchef
  13. Salmon is Christmassy if you're an Unaustralian Islamo-Fascist Sleeper Agent, right Poh? #masterchef
  14. Project Manager and Call Centre Drone, together at last, poisoning us all. #masterchef
  15. Andre and Sam; anthropomorphic archetypes for deploying and using Siebel. #masterchef
  16. I can't believe Andre is a Project Manager. He's incapable of project managing a lasagne. #masterchef
  17. Glorious. http://bit.ly/oJ6XL
  18. @R_Chirgwin Parliamentary privilege allows some of us to continue comparing hilarious sexploits. The back of a ute is 2 points.
  19. What Navy personnel need to understand, is that sexual leaderboards need to be sanctioned; http://is.gd/1nOuM
  20. @ScottRhodie Did the penguin tell you to "slide"?