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  1. A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war. 12:47 AM Apr 14th, 2007 from web
  2. Librarians are hiding something. 10:21 PM Apr 11th, 2007 from web
  3. Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks. 2:20 PM Apr 7th, 2007 from web
  4. Who's buried in Grants Tomb? Give up? I hope the police have too. 11:41 AM Apr 6th, 2007 from web
  5. Nation, it's time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns --you're grabbing a cow, STOP IT! 1:00 PM Apr 5th, 2007 from web
  6. February, if you had any balls you'd be three days longer. 2:48 PM Apr 3rd, 2007 from web
  7. BEFRIEND ME! Soon we will defeat Darth Vader! 2:47 PM Apr 3rd, 2007 from web
  8. I now have more followers than Condi! 10:32 PM Mar 29th, 2007 from web
  9. Demon of facts... be gone! 2:18 PM Mar 29th, 2007 from web
  10. There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell. 11:55 PM Mar 28th, 2007 from web
  11. I've got truth fever... seriously, I've been throwing up all day. 4:46 PM Mar 28th, 2007 from web
  12. Nation, just remember the most important gun safety tip. If you have a gun, you'll be safe. 10:24 AM Mar 26th, 2007 from web
  13. Been staring at this book and wondering why reading is so boring. As it turns out: I CAN'T READ! 4:26 PM Mar 25th, 2007 from web
  14. If foreign newspapers were any good, they'd be in English. 10:16 AM Mar 24th, 2007 from web
  15. I think SantaClaus is a Communist. 8:51 PM Mar 23rd, 2007 from web
  16. Due to my unauthorized spreading of the Truth I've been forced to enter the witness protection program. 12:06 AM Mar 23rd, 2007 from web
  17. Some people say the glass is half full of truth, some half empty. I say: GIVE ME SOME! 11:39 AM Mar 22nd, 2007 from web
  18. Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic! 8:05 AM Mar 21st, 2007 from web
  19. Four years in Iraq! And some never thought we'd make it. 5:04 PM Mar 20th, 2007 from web
  20. The truth hurts. But fortunately for you nation... I'm a masochist. 1:32 PM Mar 20th, 2007 from web