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ran 2 km on 12/28/2009 at 5:14 PM with a pace of 6'51"/km http://bit.ly/7gUnuT about 19 hours ago from Nike Application
@realrossnoble read thru ur feed, I cocked up :( thought it was being suggested TO u, not other way round. Would never think u did that. Vvs 2:29 AM Dec 28th from Twitterrific in reply to realrossnoble
@realrossnoble didn't know it was yours, thought you were RTing 'crispybanksy'? I stand corrected, 1993 = 4yrs b4 I started! Sorry :( 6:21 PM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
ran 4.33 km on 12/26/2009 at 10:38 AM with a pace of 6'55"/km http://bit.ly/5kHV4u 10:03 AM Dec 27th from Nike Application
ran 5.09 km on 12/26/2009 at 10:40 AM with a pace of 5'26"/km http://bit.ly/8vA1aW 10:02 AM Dec 27th from Nike Application
RT @serafinowicz: I hope I don't have symptoms of arthritis... Fingers crossed. @GaryDelaney this yours? #jokepolice 9:52 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
@realrossnoble the 'smashing up a pound shop and paying for the damage' idea is a Roger Monkhouse routine I'm afraid ... lifted :| 9:51 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck in reply to realrossnoble
@robinince you know that morecambe and wise breakfast sketch is lifted, yeah ? 4:46 PM Dec 26th from Twitterrific in reply to robinince
@SarahMillican75 I did 25 shows in 18 days this Xmas. I fall asleep as soon as someone points me at a cushion. Merry Christmas! 11:01 AM Dec 26th from Twitterrific in reply to SarahMillican75
@ArianeSherine erk! Nasty. Thankfully mine were all chintzy cotton wool = snow offerings. :) 9:31 AM Dec 26th from Twitterrific in reply to ArianeSherine
@ArianeSherine how many cards do you see nowadays that actually have religious symbology on them nowadays? 8:29 AM Dec 26th from Twitterrific in reply to ArianeSherine
@SarahMillican75 your dad is completely right. #engineercomic 7:10 PM Dec 25th from Twitterrific in reply to SarahMillican75
has a hangover & is listening 2 'fairytale of NY' in a shirt that still has tags on while eating sweets. Merry bloody Xmas, everyone. :) xxx 3:34 AM Dec 25th from TweetDeck
I believe it's Christmas. I'd be more sure if I was sober. Which I am not. xxx 6:09 PM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
Ahh, red wine. Whereas normal alcohol just has a walk-on part in my dreams, red wine directs them. And... action! 6:28 PM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
RT @christinamartin: Extraordinary: http://bit.ly/5k4khZ and yet they take the poor bastard to Hastings. Surely he's suffered enough? 12:01 PM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
@Robheeney :) Merry Christmas though and speak to you soon :) 7:31 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Robheeney
@Robheeney tell them (Ian, the organiser?) that I say Hi. They've asked me over in the Spring! 7:16 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to Robheeney
@DaveGorman which charity shop? I have a box of genuinely valuable stuff I want to give away and can't decide who's most deserving. 6:16 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to DaveGorman
@BrendanDodds if we can let it slide 6wks or so I can bring forward Easter and then do it back to back in a cheeky double-up. 3:49 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to BrendanDodds

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Name Stephen Grant
Location UK
Bio This is the Stephen Grant that does comedy. But never in tweet form. I'm too verbose.

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