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  1. Hoping to movie hop today: Away We Go, My Sister's Keeper, The Proposal. Yes, 3. I'm greedy for clit flicks.
  2. Cupcakes inspired by The Breakfast Club. The sushi one is my favorite! http://bit.ly/2sBc2
  3. I want to spend July 4th with Martha http://bit.ly/UZi4w
  4. I want to find the guy who came up with "work hard, play hard" and pass his testies over a French mandolin http://tinyurl.com/nzpn7e
  5. If I had more money, I'd open a bar named Regal Beagle and serve Chrissy Snowjob shots.
  6. Hellacious video of me being me, North Side School, 4th Grade: http://tinyurl.com/n9llu6 Before I became known as Moose at Wheatley HS
  7. They say God is in the details. Then the Devil is in Ikea.
  8. Talking about Moose: A Memoir with Stephanie Ross on KWIX-AM.
  9. Help! Anyone know a Firefox Add-On that would download all full-size images from a page of thumbnails?
  10. STAG: male deer; castrated pig; porn films; attending a social gathering w/o a date. No wonder people stay in relationshits.
  11. Downloaded new Firefox 3.5, now have to update and find all my add ons. What are your favorite add ons?
  12. Never get a haircut if your fat pants are too small.
  13. I wonder if my daughter (age 2) would appreciate the fact that her dress was an Oscar de la Renta...most likely not http://bit.ly/1asFjB
  14. Awesome drinking game: watch a wedding video & drink every time a girl in a strapless yanks up her dress with both hands.
  15. Things not to say on a plane: "oh, pardon me, I have internal wind." Thanks, Chinese medicine.
  16. "Fat girls have to be freaks in bed. It’s the only way we’ll convince a guy to choose us over someone thin. " http://tinyurl.com/lgvykd
  17. I have heard of being arrested for DWI, but Breastfeeding While Intoxicated? That is a whole new low. http://bit.ly/s2hZ2
  18. New movie based on Richard Matheson's short story looks good! http://bit.ly/FyZ9B
  19. People remember where they were when Kennedy died, Princess Diana, and now we'll remember Michael Jackson in the same way.
  20. ATTN: Long Island: Hear me dish about Wheatley HS and Fat Camp live on KJOY 98.3 NOW. Or listen live here: http://tinyurl.com/l5ck66