stefispice
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The rest of my group wasn't too pleased when I showed up six minutes late, but I sure was! Only six minutes late!
about 4 hours ago
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@ Oh, my stuff is organized, I just have too much of it. I think. Maybe.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to tricycles
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I've given up trying to clean out my closet. At this point even I know I am just kidding myself.
about 16 hours ago
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I should donate that three pounds of hair I just cleaned out of my brush to Locks of Love.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Pick me up a sundae please.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to mandaxface
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Do I let her sleep or should I wake her up?
about 16 hours ago
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- Cleaning out my closet has turned into a fashion show for my dog.
about 20 hours ago
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Every time I try to clean out my closet it just turns into a game of Princess Diana (aka, I just bring out everything I own to look at it.).
about 20 hours ago
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Somebody please explain to me why food tastes better eating it out of the container at the counter. Bachelorette style, if you will.
about 23 hours ago
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@ Are you still in town?
12:52 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to STABKA
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@ I love that motherfucker.
11:44 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ckamrani
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The Zac Efron host on QVC is selling this "all purpose winter traction slip on" that grips ice and HE SLIPPED on some ice while wearing them
11:10 PM Nov 21st
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@ I know, right?
10:39 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to knowyouronion
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I wish Al Gore had won when he ran for president.
10:27 PM Nov 21st
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OK, the problem with 'Funny People' is that I would just FF between Jason Schwartzman scenes and not watch the whole thing.
10:13 PM Nov 21st
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My sister just now: "God, that's a good Al Gore. Who's playing Al Gore?" me:"... Al Gore." Her: "That makes sense."
10:09 PM Nov 21st
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I have had enough Jack Johnson for one night, SNL. Le Grande Orange was playing him for like three hours straight.
9:57 PM Nov 21st
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Dunno which is bigger; Zac's arms or his ego.
6:25 PM Nov 21st
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Red wine goes with oatmeal, right?
5:38 PM Nov 21st
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@ Aw thank you :)
5:37 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to tricycles
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