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Nothing like driving around at 7PM looking for a place to eat on Thanksgiving. I wonder if the local homeless shelter is still serving food. 6:58 PM Nov 26th from web
Dear Barona Casino thnx for fucking up Thanksgiving by reporting NO WAIT @ the buffet only to drive 20mi to find the wait is 3hrs! Assholes! 6:49 PM Nov 26th from web
Haven't had any turkey yet but I did get one Thanksgiving tradition in: the Turkey Day nap. Yawn. 5:34 PM Nov 26th from web
Won't need my Land's End SnowSystem jacket: it's in the 80s! http://www.steelydad.com/st... 3:50 PM Nov 26th from web
RT @atlasshrugs: "Anti-Islamic" Bias Crime Way Down again - "Anti-Jewish" Crime, OTOH ... http://bit.ly/6PYCw6 3:39 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to atlasshrugs
I think it's time I had a mid-life crisis. Shelby Cobra here I come! 3:29 PM Nov 26th from web
@lisa Wow! I am honored and privileged to be a part of ModernMom! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! 3:24 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to lisa
It never ceases to amaze me what you'll find in a woman's purse. I just found a can of Pringles and a sledge hammer in my wife's bag. Huh? 3:21 PM Nov 26th from web
@lisa but the ones I had had extra oil :) 3:18 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to lisa
@lisa had some last night. Amazing! 3:15 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to lisa
Did Roy Williams just make a catch? Maybe I'm in a tryptophan stupor (but I haven't had any turkey). 2:24 PM Nov 26th from web
RT @Drudge_Report: UK: Pretending the climate email leak isn't a crisis won't make it go away... http://tinyurl.com/yaukm27 2:18 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Drudge_Report
@redneckmommy Oooooohhhh I'd love a piece of your pie RNM! Hook a brotha up! 2:17 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to redneckmommy
Ladies should be thankful men think w/ their penis. If they used their brain the species would've died out a long time ago. 2:00 PM Nov 26th from web
Phil Simms is a moron and his son can't play. 1:30 PM Nov 26th from web
I'm thankful for the Pilgrims and three NFL games! I LOVE Thanksgiving! #happythanksgiving 9:27 AM Nov 26th from web
RT @DadCentric: Psst. Moms. Kids. Go tell the dads in your lives that you're thankful for all that they do. Trust us - they'll dig it. # ... 8:42 AM Nov 26th from web
Who will be my 500th follower and who will I follow making it 400? Come on, hot naked female life coaches! 8:36 AM Nov 26th from web
My in-laws just celebrated 37 years. I've been barely able to live w/ myself for 37 years much less w/ someone else. They're my inspiration! 8:35 AM Nov 26th from web
@OutNumberedisMe I love the smell of old man nuts in the morning. It's the smell of knowing you've reached the pinnacle of life :) 8:28 AM Nov 26th from Twee in reply to OutNumberedisMe

Name Steely Dad
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Bio Steely Dad chronicles the (mis)adventures of Todd Gottlieb as he embarks on a career as a domestic engineer (read stay-at-home dad).