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Every time my nieces or nephews make a poop joke, I give myself a gold star for a job well done.about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@Danielleraymo Yes. You are the only person. I don't get you!about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to Danielleraymo
@westvillagedyke That's what he said...about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to westvillagedyke
That's unfuckingbelievable. Nice match.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
@CarHaulsPickLaw I disagree. Band names are allowed to ignore grammar. They are formal names, not sentences.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to CarHaulsPickLaw
@Danielleraymo I thought you were DJing tonight?about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Danielleraymo
Steve McNair. Yikes.about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
Bananas and limes: you'll be fine. Cherries and prunes: toilet ruined.about 24 hours ago from txt
@ange_black I was definitely talking about my penis. Why exactly do you want to see @weselec in a powdered wig?5:50 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to ange_black
@ange_black ..."it" shall not be wearing ANY wigs. Ever!8:30 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to ange_black
Poll: Should I watch Heat tonight in honor of @weselec or Marie Antoinette in honor of my penis?7:46 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
@thedayhascome *If* a baby has been stuck for over 2 hours, you would want to use a chainsaw to remove the tree from the equation.7:39 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to thedayhascome
@elizabite "Oh, sorry! No, we close at 5:30. 6? Oh, we just fired that girl; she always screwed things up. So sorry. Try again on Monday!"4:01 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to elizabite
Tweetily deedily deet *whistle* tweetily deedily deet!3:59 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
"Heart breaker, soul shaker I've been told about you. Steamroller, midnight stroller What they've been saying must be true."8:14 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@frageelay It'll soon be time to get him started rocking along to some AC/DC!6:49 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
@frageelay That is so awesome about your son and the drum music!!!6:37 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to frageelay
@CarHaulsPickLaw That's one of my favorite Soundgarden songs. Matt Cameron is one of the most underrated drummers in rock.5:35 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to CarHaulsPickLaw
@CarHaulsPickLaw Not many. He's inheriting one of the worst rosters in team history and he works for an owner unwilling to pay for veterans.7:08 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to CarHaulsPickLaw
@CarHaulsPickLaw Right... like he made the Islanders not suck...6:25 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to CarHaulsPickLaw

Name Steve Lopez
Location Rochester, NY
Web http://steelopus.com
Bio Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

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