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  1. Never soak your hands in enamel remover. This must be what arthritis feels like.
  2. I am going to faire semblant de I don't have this quiz on "faire" idioms tomorrow.
  3. There is something very weird about the word "mango". I'd like to make a pun about a man going somewhere, but it died before it was created.
  4. I've never loved music so much.
  5. Today was like a mildly nauseous narcoleptic child on a seesaw.
  6. My milkshake bringeth all the menfolk to the yard. Verily, 'tis better than thine.
  7. Every time you sigh, a kitten dies.
  8. My heart belongs to Bovina, the Uni-Pega-Cow.
  9. My dad asked me what I was expecting, the printer to sing to me as it worked? Um, yes.
  10. What? Oh yes, math.
  11. Danny Boyle possibly making movie about Aaron Ralston. Um, six degrees of my LIFE. All that's missing is Dr. Frank.
  12. Today is like a midly nauseous child on a seesaw.
  13. I understand why some ppl hate technology. Why can't printers play elevator music instead of making that stupid EEH sound?
  14. My printer is a MONSTER.
  15. "I am going to release Allison this one time. Because you are a fine and beautiful woman Mrs. Vernon-Williams." I'm dying here.
  16. Translating "Le Petit Prince" while watching "Cry-Baby" is probably a dangerous combination. But this movie is hilarious. So I won't stop.
  17. On my way to set. Please respect this moment of awesomeness. GHDSYIFDYIFSRYNAMNAMNAM!!!
  18. Mr. Neighbor: Here is where I passive-aggressively tell you to smoke away from my house. Or NAM NAM NAM will get you. Unless she is your mom
  19. "A new study shows too much time online expands waistlines." Really.
  20. Massachusetts was the trouble child of the thirteen colonies.