stealthygrapes
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Never soak your hands in enamel remover. This must be what arthritis feels like.
6:31 PM Oct 11th
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I am going to faire semblant de I don't have this quiz on "faire" idioms tomorrow.
6:14 PM Oct 11th
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There is something very weird about the word "mango". I'd like to make a pun about a man going somewhere, but it died before it was created.
5:51 PM Oct 11th
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I've never loved music so much.
10:15 PM Oct 10th
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Today was like a mildly nauseous narcoleptic child on a seesaw.
3:06 PM Oct 9th
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My milkshake bringeth all the menfolk to the yard. Verily, 'tis better than thine.
12:32 AM Oct 9th
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Every time you sigh, a kitten dies.
9:04 PM Oct 8th
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My heart belongs to Bovina, the Uni-Pega-Cow.
9:03 PM Oct 8th
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My dad asked me what I was expecting, the printer to sing to me as it worked? Um, yes.
9:02 PM Oct 8th
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What? Oh yes, math.
9:00 PM Oct 8th
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Danny Boyle possibly making movie about Aaron Ralston. Um, six degrees of my LIFE. All that's missing is Dr. Frank.
5:29 PM Oct 8th
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Today is like a midly nauseous child on a seesaw.
1:54 PM Oct 8th
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I understand why some ppl hate technology. Why can't printers play elevator music instead of making that stupid EEH sound?
2:07 AM Oct 8th
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My printer is a MONSTER.
1:23 AM Oct 7th
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"I am going to release Allison this one time. Because you are a fine and beautiful woman Mrs. Vernon-Williams." I'm dying here.
9:19 PM Oct 4th
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Translating "Le Petit Prince" while watching "Cry-Baby" is probably a dangerous combination. But this movie is hilarious. So I won't stop.
8:31 PM Oct 4th
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On my way to set. Please respect this moment of awesomeness. GHDSYIFDYIFSRYNAMNAMNAM!!!
10:52 AM Oct 3rd
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Mr. Neighbor: Here is where I passive-aggressively tell you to smoke away from my house. Or NAM NAM NAM will get you. Unless she is your mom
12:44 AM Oct 2nd
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"A new study shows too much time online expands waistlines." Really.
12:19 AM Oct 2nd
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Massachusetts was the trouble child of the thirteen colonies.
12:14 AM Oct 2nd
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- Name Katherine C
- Location California
- Web http://www.letter...
- Bio A mellow yellow fellow. What's the female equivalent of fellow? Surely not fella.
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