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  1. The clutter is slowly eating up my floor space. Time to play How Far Can You Jump!
  2. After watching "Into the Wild", I am disturbed by skinny boys.
  3. There is a Nerd candy in my bed and I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
  4. Tomorrow I will truly have a costume befitting that soul-sucking physics classroom.
  5. Just had some possibly sour milk. And now we wait.
  6. I bet you're not thinking about Drew Barrymore. I bet you can't stop smiling on the right side of your face now.
  7. Hot water bottles are like having a warm liver on your belly. That you can jiggle.
  8. Welcome to 1 Room Schoolhouse w/little old Indian lullaby-humming lady! Today we learn that children are seen, not heard.
  9. Maybe there's a secret entrance for the fat employees. That would be awesome. I'm going to get fat(ter) just to find out.
  10. I saw the narrowest "Employees Only" door ever at Del Taco and wondered what happened when they had a fat employee.
  11. I said "Anyone seen my 'Petit Prince'?" Then I smiled because that was almost cute. But only almost. My god...I'm a SOFTIE.
  12. Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.
  13. Teen angst is catching up with me. I refuse to let this happen.
  14. loool i mean @xxrebeKAAH
  15. @rebekah Haha I was like, DARNIT I NEED TO RAISE MY TUMBLARITY.
  16. Work is for singing "Les Miserables", reading everything in movie-trailer-guy's (RIP) voice, and stealing candy from your coworkers.
  17. I've never been this happy to see rain.
  18. Raise your hand if you've ever wanted to eat Cesar's Gourmet Dog Food.
  19. Pandora! I forgive you for all that Disney Channel nonsense. Let us now hug.
  20. Suffering from the Phantom Booger.