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  1. Episode 66 of heroically entertaining podcast Sadler & Thomas Investigations just went live at http://is.gd/4RHot
  2. Recommendation from stealthtractor's book club (like Richard & Judy's, less commercial): Donna Tartt's The Secret History. Killer students.
  3. The RT graduate speech synopsis: a blend of confidence and humility will get you a long way towards your dreams. As will knowing when to run
  4. Three songs that have me busting out the air guitar: Here I Go Again, Back In Black and I Wanna Rock. Fist-pumping heaven.
  5. I'll be guest of the Holiday Inn conglomerate tonight. I've got all my must-haves with me: Moleskine, Space Pen, other lofi geek tools.
  6. Pen & paper nicer than keyboard & screen, but schoolboy handwriting spoils the aesthetic. Solutions: i) better writing, ii) get over myself
  7. A pithy history: saw West Wing pilot, declared "meh" to self and peers, rewatched two years later, realised error, enjoyed up to season 5.
  8. Were I the Master of Geography, I'd transplant London and its inhabitants to the south of France and watch the beautiful consequences.
  9. What can you surmise of a man by the fact he wears slippers, and tatty ones at that, around the office? Careful, the man/legend is I.
  10. Would be nice to use my razor-edged elbows for good, buckling swashes and such. But neat ideas thin on the ground - tin opener?
  11. Rip in elbow of (another) shirt makes Richard a disgruntled chap. Told I have sharp elbows, sure. But alpha-diamond sharpened?
  12. How many relationships die from snap decisions to save comic book collections from burning buildings instead of, say, wedding photos?
  13. The Parkinson's Law of home ownership: crap expands to fill the space available. Plus if you stack it neatly, you can squeeze in extra!
  14. Re-reading my old blog posts at http://tr.im/jRur. Astonishingly I actually had some interesting things to say back then.
  15. I know it might look bad, but in fact all I was doing was hoeing the garden to spread the new special formula fertiliser. No cause for alarm
  16. Lots of flags of St George around today. I assumed fascist rally, actually it's St George's Day tomorrow. That's sad.
  17. Beautiful warm lunchtime stroll reminds me Mother Nature is not always a surly wench who likes to rain on me. She's just fickle.
  18. Reverse desert island problem: having a high old time washed up with no place to go, until the Google street view car comes & spoils the fun
  19. With an extra 3 hours a day, I'd finally be able to spend quality time with the things that matter most: booze, fast cars and loose women.
  20. Elephant vs hippo in almighty throwdown. Two stout warriors duke it out to be lord of the savannah. The earth will tremble under their blows