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I am having lunch with my daughter. She looks at the water jug and says "Daddy, that would make a perfect swimming-pool for ants."7:12 AM Nov 1stfrom web
I ask my daughter what she had for lunch at school. "Meat and a square thing. I didn't eat it" "Why?" I ask. "I don't like square things"2:04 AM Jul 14thfrom web
We are walking through a churchyard on the way home. "But who made God?" she asks, before adding "Was it Father Christmas?".7:21 AM Jan 25thfrom web
My daughter & I are watching the languid CGI of a cartoon. She says "It's a bit silly, the girl and the dragon wouldn't really be friends".1:46 AM Jan 25thfrom web
