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  1. I am having lunch with my daughter. She looks at the water jug and says "Daddy, that would make a perfect swimming-pool for ants."
  2. I ask my daughter what she had for lunch at school. "Meat and a square thing. I didn't eat it" "Why?" I ask. "I don't like square things"
  3. We are walking through a churchyard on the way home. "But who made God?" she asks, before adding "Was it Father Christmas?".
  4. My daughter & I are watching the languid CGI of a cartoon. She says "It's a bit silly, the girl and the dragon wouldn't really be friends".