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  1. Maybe I could go to bed earlier if InDesign had artificial aesthetic sense, and didn’t take so bloody long to render a high-quality preview.
  2. Putting the apparatus ‘on the pot’ (a technical term used in the manual) seems to have chilled it out.
  3. Our lab apparatus’s continuing malfunctions may be due to a blockage near its annulus. Should I find that funny?
  4. British winter has officially begun: today is the second consecutive day that I have voluntarily worn long trousers.
  5. I am eating enough for four men at the moment. Four small, gaunt, malnourished men, admittedly, but I am eating more than usual is my point.
  6. Is 1 in 100,000 kids over a decade amputating fingertips on buggies more dangerous than other household items? http://tr.im/ECvx
  7. Why is Oxford currently experiencing imminent-apocalypse–level gridlock? Is there an approaching asteroid I should know about?
  8. Went to the spectacular renovated Ashmolean this afternoon; £61m of glass, concrete and boxes of cool old stuff http://tr.im/Eyfq
  9. Sparrow escape: LHC back online after bird’s baguette on busbars blip. http://tr.im/EmTR (via @akshatrathi)
  10. Tried Googling chemistry term ‘formal valence’; Google responded ‘Did you mean “formal valance”?’ Curse you, Google: this is curtains.
  11. Head case: could human nature outweigh cycle helmets’ cranial cushioning? http://tr.im/EgOS (New on Matters Scientific!)
  12. Wished my students happy Christmas due to strange tutorial timetable, then cycled home through the cold, crisp evening. Feel oddly festive.
  13. You don’t need to be Quincy, ME to work out what this baby albatross died of. Grim. Go humanity. http://tr.im/E7tt
  14. Hey girls! Check out my enormous disk! http://tr.im/E411 (Comes with free sense of awe and confusion at the rate of technological change.)
  15. Good point from @mjrobbins: scientists with public funding disseminating results to the public is not ‘campaigning’. http://tr.im/E3NO
  16. This is brilliant. RT @alina_t Boris on his bike http://bit.ly/3qDiRM
  17. Concerned the right-wing press may read ‘climate change a religion says judge’—even Guardian headline is a bit careless. http://tr.im/E3KK
  18. My hobby: telling people who haven’t cycled for ages not to worry, it’s just like riding a bike.
  19. @hypnotic Looking forward to it!
  20. Why did the libertarian cross the road? Harm principle killed in messy RTA. http://andrewsteele.co.uk/e...