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Left 4 Dead 2 will be $35 at BestBuy and $40 at Gamestop next Friday if you can brave the crowds. #xbox 3:47 PM Nov 20th from web
Took the #SQLPASS survey & voted for everything but Seattle as the location. However, Nov in Chitown and Boston could suck worse that SEA. 3:15 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
How do you nominate slang for wordism? Vajayjay needs to be in the dictionary. 6:10 AM Nov 17th from web
8am and Inbox Zero. Ruhoh. 6:09 AM Nov 17th from web
@PaulRandal BTW, @brento flashed the goth pauli pic in our #sqlpass social networking session. By flashed, I mean 4x6 posters 4 all. 10:55 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to PaulRandal
@PaulRandal I had a better pic but the conservative in me went with the artistic pic over the crude one. 10:51 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to PaulRandal
@crisatunity Yes, gr8 to meet you. Double date some time. The wife knows nothing beyond Deep Ellum and Greenville as for as night life goes. 10:47 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to crisatunity
RE: I met with the Quest guys today. You should make app to store adhoc sql in a middle tier db table and parameterize… http://disq.us/3nmqe 9:18 PM Nov 12th from DISQUS
@SQLChicken I had it right. @BrentO is the failfest. http://bit.ly/107piU 9:10 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to SQLChicken
Blog'd: Imagine a 3500 page book... http://ping.fm/3hsfG @paulrandal 7:16 PM Nov 12th from Ping.fm
@PaulRandal saw u PASS being mobbed by groupies. Was looking 4 an Ale fest. Every time I ordered.. 6 pints! just in case u showed... 6:06 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to PaulRandal
Following Bob Ward! http://bit.ly/1XN5J7 5:52 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
rt: #sqlconn Gert's explaining about preemp scheduling models, makes me want to go back and read Tanenbaum's classic OS books from college. 5:49 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
Is it just me or #SQLPASS but I have getting a friend'd storm'd @ fb. http://bit.ly/1etg56 Probably ppl looking for my rickroll karaoke vid. 5:44 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
I have become a tech deal junkie. Made a search engine in preparation for Black Friday. Try and provide feedback plz. http://getdeals4.me 9:30 PM Nov 10th from web
COD Modern Warfare 2 in in the xbox and ready to go. 9:27 PM Nov 10th from web
Goal for today: Inbox Zero for the first time in months and close out all tickets. Consider this my do not disturb sign. 9:19 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
FSspam: studio xps laptop 1340 p9600 2.6w/6mb l2 cache,4gb ddr3 1033, 256mb nvidia, Win7 ult & 320GB 7.2krpm hd. 1yr of warranty left. 7:07 PM Nov 7th from web
Boogers and broccoli http://post.ly/BzoR 12:37 PM Nov 7th from Posterous
Anyone have Santa's email? http://post.ly/Bznb 12:33 PM Nov 7th from Posterous

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